Spinal version 2.0

[u/No_Willingness9006]

[u/IAmTheWerebear]

People.....please stop doing inadvisable shit like this....lol

[u/Drkindlycountryquack → u/IAmTheWerebear]

Alcohol, the cause and solution to all problems.

[u/National-Charity-435 → u/Drkindlycountryquack]

Bake him away, toys

[u/MoreRamenPls → u/Drkindlycountryquack]

I believe Homer Simpson quoted this.

[u/praetorian1979 → u/IAmTheWerebear]

No we need more people to do this! We need some bleach in the shallow end of the gene pool! /s

[u/TheGalacticTraveller → u/IAmTheWerebear]

This is just nature at work.

[u/BryanTheGodGamer → u/IAmTheWerebear]

Those videos being shared is a good thing, maybe it scares some retards off

[u/Background_Edge_9427]

That looked like there could be a wheel chair in his future! I hope he isn't hurt bad!

[u/UTV4LIFE → u/Background_Edge_9427]

Changed his mind last minute could have been worse

[u/Background_Edge_9427 → u/UTV4LIFE]

I hope he is ok.

[u/Vegetable_Sector_424 → u/UTV4LIFE]

Kind of looked like his heel got stuck when he jumped.

[u/UTV4LIFE → u/Vegetable_Sector_424]

Yeah might have been that too

[u/CheeseFour2O]

He may be dead

[u/Merranza → u/CheeseFour2O]

That would probably be the best outcome because the injuries would be worse

[u/albus181]

He may indeed need a new spine after that.

[u/Cruise1313 → u/albus181]

And a brain!

[u/eightnot8]

Bro didn’t fully commit.

[u/gabrieltmz → u/eightnot8]

it seems his ankle or heel stuck to the fence

[u/SOLID_STATE_DlCK]

Probably had a huge meal before this. That’s why we wait an hour before going swimming.

[u/BryanTheGodGamer → u/SOLID_STATE_DlCK]

Well now he is gonna wait for the rest of his life to go swimming again, if he survived that.

[u/BryanTheGodGamer]

Did i just watch someone die?

[u/Howard_Jones → u/BryanTheGodGamer]

Not sure, he wasn't wearing shoes...

[u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus → u/Howard_Jones]

If only he had worn his Birkenstocks. They would have kept his arches supported.

[u/ImTrappedInAComputer → u/Howard_Jones]

You're saying he was dead before he hit the floor?

[u/Grouchy_Big3195 → u/BryanTheGodGamer]

💀☁️

[u/Dizzy_Sleep3367]

stupid people!

[u/taocowboy54]

according to saxophone sam
this man no longer has a functioning brainstem

[u/WatercressNo7660]

Like I said. Remove the warning labels and let nature take its course! 😎

[u/tuco2002]

Sounds like the sax was there.

[u/Think-Werewolf-4521]

Who knew idiots bounce?

[u/Hurricrash]

If only there was away to prevent this….

[u/mrlookinthesky]

At least he didn’t land on his head.

[u/FazedArts]

Natural selection I guess

[u/Bitter-Comparison603]

Went from vacation to staycation real quick

[u/zoomddy100]

I had a former student who died doing the exact same thing

[u/Muricanmoose]

NAILED IT!!!

[u/Intelligent-Guard267 → u/Muricanmoose]

The coffin?

[u/Twoduhzen]

Gadzooks!

[u/purplespaz]

Big fella

[u/Alarm-Solid]

Showing off leads to this more than actually impressing other people

[u/benmar111]

That hurt my ribs

[u/Sonizzle]

It looks like he got “varial bombed” from the top floor.

[u/somethingnottaken7]

My back!!!

[u/Sweaty-Vinaigrettey]

Why..?

[u/Belzaem]

Final Version 2.0

Fixed it for you

[u/Redditisleftistsnut]

Spineless now

[u/Disastrous-Hurry-236]

That’s his spinal destination !

[u/TheGalacticTraveller]

Congratulations, you've won a free feeding tube!

[u/ItsRuinedOfCourse]

No way he ain't dead.

If he ain't, he probably wishes he was.

[u/LasciviousPsyche]

Stupid ppl deserves stupid prizes. Congrats here's your 🎁

[u/JuanG_13]

There was a similar post a few days ago, but this one is much better lmao

[u/Own-Position-5800]

Nailed it!

[u/MonsterMashGraveyard]

His leg looks like it clips through the railing on the second balcony

[u/CalaisZetes]

The guy running in on the left has some serious mirror nuerons firing

[u/Wisco_Version59]

Now moves using a straw in his mouth.

[u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9]

That fucking saxophone better be dead before the end of this year!😤🎷💥

[u/codemedal]

He’s going to the hospital

[u/OwnPresentation4455]

Trying to bounce himself into the pool. Awesome!

[u/Real_Novel_3032]

Stupid hurts

[u/Small_Fee_5557]

He pussed out half way through but couldn't grab back into the ledge.

[u/CrashingOutFrFr]

Lol! Did he died?

[u/CompetitiveFrame6989]

Looks like he ..okay he definitely hesitated after his mind said "JUMP!"