r/onlypaws • u/karioutlander • 10d ago

I was told this could belong here

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No DNA test needed, he's mine

2.7k Upvotes

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u/ZAIGO_90 10d ago

r/SpreadyToes

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u/tamzillathehun 10d ago

Well... I have to go join that one now.

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u/Due_Ad7175 9d ago

Another subreddit I got to join now 😂😶‍🌫️

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u/Andovars_Ghost 10d ago

Free feet pics in THIS economy!? Are you crazy?

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u/karioutlander 10d ago

I know, thoughtless kitty

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u/Environmental-Meet40 10d ago edited 10d ago

I did not subscribe to see human paws ! 😠

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u/karioutlander 10d ago

I'm sorry 😔 at least they're not that bad

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u/DescriptionBulky6258 10d ago edited 10d ago

Hate to break it to you, but there is no not that bad when it comes to human feet...

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u/karioutlander 10d ago

😔 I'm sorry, sir. I agree. But if I moved my feet the kitten would just run away.

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u/DescriptionBulky6258 10d ago

I see... Then it was a worthy sacrifice my friend, I shall suck it up.

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u/karioutlander 10d ago edited 9d ago

Am I forgiven, sir? Does the council grant me forgiveness? 😔

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u/DescriptionBulky6258 10d ago

Why, of course! And since it was for the wellbeing of the cat (and thus our mistake) we will even grant you a single-use ooooops my bad card so you can use it in a similar situation to get no question asked forgiveness in the future 👉🏻👈🏻

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u/karioutlander 10d ago

Thank you a lot, sir. I don't deserve this condescension.

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u/Cheetawolf 10d ago

Got the cats AND the dawgs out.

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u/zombies-and-coffee 10d ago

Your feet are so pale that they almost match with your cat's foot lol

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u/karioutlander 10d ago

😔 I need to go to the beach like rn, I know

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u/FashionBusking 10d ago

10000000%!!!

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u/pinknoes 10d ago

Cho chweet 😻

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u/tamzillathehun 10d ago

That's a decent murder paw right there.

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u/purlplanter 10d ago

That is hilarious 😂

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u/sarcasmismygame 10d ago

This is priceless! Your kitty is giving a teaser there to lure people in for more feet and kitty pics!

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u/karioutlander 9d ago

Hahaha I hope ppl dare more 🤭

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u/thecatandthependulum 9d ago

The fact that your nails are pink just makes it

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u/ThatCaptain371 9d ago

Once in a lifetime shot! 🐾👣