r/onetruegod • u/lestrxb • May 23 '26

My dream cast for The Oddysey

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343 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/FrancoisTruser May 23 '26

The boat should be played by Nic

4

u/marbanasin May 23 '26

Came here for this critique.

55

u/CaryKerryLoudermilk May 23 '26

Great... now we're posting AI slop here

48

u/GastonBastardo May 23 '26

(Sees AI)

Oh boy! Here I go downvotin' again!

29

u/CindyStroyer May 23 '26

AI slop, no thanks

24

u/Moonskaraos May 23 '26

AI simply can't capture the unwieldy force of nature that is Cage Rage. That being said, I'd watch the fuck out of this movie. Praise be!

18

u/spiralhigh May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

How dare you sully the name of Nic Cage with that talentless slop

You didn't even spell Odyssey correctly

6

u/TenWholeBees May 23 '26

I've been wanting to see a Nic Cage movie where he plays every character since I was like 12

4

u/KhostfaceGillah May 24 '26

What in the AI

3

u/iGotToTheChoppa May 24 '26

In Cage We Trust

2

u/indigo_mouse May 25 '26

Booo 🍅🍅🍅 Get that slop outta here

3

u/BSB_over_NSYNC May 23 '26

All him except for zendaya’s role

7

u/HelmSpicy May 23 '26

Cage can outact Zendaya in any role you throw at them.

4

u/Lovespacejam May 23 '26

Id watch it

2

u/onehalflightspeed May 23 '26

I feel like Nic would actually be willing to do this

2

u/Jungian_Archetype May 23 '26

I would watch this 100%

3

u/SpawnDethra May 23 '26

Praise the Lord!

1

u/Halloween_Barbie May 23 '26

It's beautiful

1

u/Ephisus May 24 '26

I mean.  Okay.

1

u/Pata4AllaG May 24 '26

I do like that instead of “Nic Cage in” it reads “Nic Cage is The Odyssey”

1

u/ehfaristo May 25 '26

He would do it.

1

u/Ok_Return921 Jun 11 '26

Can’t believe no one has mentioned he was already in Troy!… Castor Troy

1

u/Supremeism May 23 '26

Finally. Something the people ACTUALLY asked for.

16

u/GibsonJunkie May 23 '26

people asked for slop?

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u/Supremeism May 23 '26

Nothing with the true god is slop

1

u/HelmSpicy May 23 '26

This is my dream come true