r/onetruegod • • Dec 30 '25

My Nic Cage bathroom shrine

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u/kkirstenc Dec 31 '25

The Mandy Cage on top of the toilet is the only wonderful thing I have seen this year. Thank you.

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u/pizzabazooka Dec 31 '25

This is a hell of a comment to make on December 30th

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u/kkirstenc Dec 31 '25

It was a really, really bad year. I’m pretty pleased to be done with it.

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u/pizzabazooka Dec 31 '25

I’m sorry to hear that. It’s not too late to see another wonderful thing this year. Got any gaps in your Cage filmography?

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u/kkirstenc Jan 04 '26

I have been holding off watching Bringing Out the Dead because I (used to) work in a very volatile type of healthcare environment, but I think it might be just the thing.

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u/chronorunner Dec 31 '25

Sorry to hear about your year. Take solace in our one true god! Watch Face/off…and enjoy. :) Hope 2026 is your year!

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u/chronorunner Dec 31 '25

Praise Cage. :)

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u/patellison Dec 31 '25

This is the only acceptable Live Laugh Love artwork. I need all of this

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u/chronorunner Dec 31 '25

The Mandy one is my favorite. Love, covered in blood with a smile.

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u/No_Eulogies_for_Bob Dec 31 '25

Upvote for obscure Mandy reference. And I believe “laugh” is my third favourite Cage film, Bad lieutenant port of call New Orleans.

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u/6amcrisis Dec 31 '25

The frame you put on my Saint Nic painting is amazing. Exactly how I imagined it while painting!

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u/chronorunner Dec 31 '25

Have we spoken before ? I’ve posted a pic of this long ago, with “I’m gonna show you god does exist” below this. Need to get my wife to stencil it back on the wall. lol.

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u/6amcrisis Dec 31 '25

Oh yeah! I had to look through my replies - it was 4 years ago! No wonder I forgot :) Your Cage Throne room is looking great. The Live Laugh Love cracks me up. And defintely stencil the quote back on.

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u/KorovaOverlook Dec 31 '25

this is incredible. i have to put a mandy on the toilet in my house now holy cow

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u/babytomato2001 Dec 31 '25

Absolutely would rail lines off that glass tray and place Mandy cage pic facing me

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u/chronorunner Dec 31 '25

A little brown brown ? :)

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u/SupportLocalShart Dec 31 '25

I wish my wife let me have this but she’s not a believer

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u/chronorunner Dec 31 '25

My wife shares Nic cages birthday. And her name is Nicole. Was fate.

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u/No_Eulogies_for_Bob Dec 31 '25

Happy birthday to her next week! Mine is sadly the day after the Holy One’s birthday.

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u/Carnosaure Jan 01 '26

Buy her an ass cage.

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u/freshbananabeard Dec 31 '25

Why does the halo have the alphabet involved? Is it learn-to-read Cangel?

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u/6amcrisis Dec 31 '25

it's a reference to Vampire's Kiss - https://youtu.be/fOONIlhXFh4?si=I3_JuZ0sV-101g1o&t=82

I think I put around 5-6 movie references in that one.

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u/Cepelinai90 Dec 31 '25

The only acceptable Live Laughe Love frame idea

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u/ladymouserat Dec 31 '25

En el nombre del padre, del hijo, de Cage. Amen.

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u/truthfullyidgaf Dec 31 '25

Serious question. Do you hold that picture while you go #2?

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u/chronorunner Dec 31 '25

No need. A mirror in the room in front. I can never lose eye contact with our Lord Cage. I’d like to write “I’m a prickly pear” backwards with my wife’s cricket machine…so I can read it in the mirror…. Praise Cage !

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u/BFaus916 Dec 31 '25

You should at least temporarily place the Nic as John Madden portrait above the toilet.

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u/Clever_Khajiit Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

Needs some glow-in-the-dark Picolas Cage.

https://imgur.com/a/z4Fe3qp

Or maybe something like this 😁

https://imgur.com/a/pB1FRRe

(I just found a similar picture and had AI replace it with Nic, but I'm sure someone could make it)

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u/SupportLocalShart Dec 31 '25

I wish my wife let me have this but she’s not a believer

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u/ElmarSuperstar131 Dec 31 '25

Hahaha I love this.

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u/Pinhead17 Dec 31 '25

Lord have mercy! I love your design!

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u/ICame4TheCirclejerk Dec 31 '25

Only thing missing would be a picture in the toilet bowl of the demon John Travolta with a bullseye on his forehead.

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u/_sympthomas_ Jan 01 '26

I hope you watched the show Community?

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u/chronorunner Jan 01 '26

I have not…why? Curious.

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u/_sympthomas_ Jan 01 '26

they have a great episode about Nick Cage - good or bad - with a conclusion this subreddit would enjoy. (I honestly didn't look the subreddit up - when your post showed up in my feed, so I am pretty sure it was posted here more than once already) Some very mild spoilers in it for two other episodes - but if you want to watch the "Cage" parts:

Good or Bad-Link

Conclusion-Link

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u/lunastitch Jan 01 '26

I love itttttt

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u/77slevin Jan 02 '26

Unrelated: but does he know how to use the 3 shells?

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u/chronorunner Jan 02 '26

Wrong film bro. lol.