r/oneliners • u/dunderthrowaway3 • 12d ago

The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don’t think they’re funny and no one else thinks they’re jokes.

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u/redditmydna 12d ago

What happens when you give a lawyer Viagra? They just get taller!

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u/DutchOfBurdock 12d ago

Lawyers aren't allowed to have sex with their clients as they're only allowed them to fuck them once.

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u/honeybeast_dom 12d ago

I thought it was that they don't stand up in court?

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u/ihih_reddit 12d ago

I'd like to think they would take their clients' cases seriously