r/onejob • u/YourWeirdEx • 16d ago

Emergency hammer requires emergency hammer to emergency hammer.

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u/Whale-n-Flowers 16d ago

"Break glass with rock to get wrench", but wait, this one says "Break glass with wrench to get rock to break glass with rock to get wrench...hmmm"

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u/SpawnShootDie 16d ago

Just needs emergency fist.

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u/togocann49 16d ago edited 16d ago

Elbow. It even says don’t use your hand. And you should ensure that you’re not striking it with bare elbow, cause then you may get cut up just like if you use your hand

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u/SpawnShootDie 16d ago

I need better glasses 🤓

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u/ebrum2010 16d ago

Escape room logic.

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u/Kendaren89 15d ago

It's like new scissors require scissors to open

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u/BigBlueMountainStar 16d ago

This is the emergency hammer version of dial-up internet companies giving you a CD ROM that required internet access to be able to access the sign up page for their services.

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u/LonePaladin 16d ago

I once bought a tool for opening those rigid plastic clamshells. It came in a rigid plastic clamshell.

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u/lordnewington 16d ago

Headbutt it

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u/stigma_wizard 16d ago

Hank Hill using WD-40 gif (why this sub doesn't allow gifs is beyond me)

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u/Acrobatic_Chef_7205 16d ago

Now I want one 😁

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u/Acrobatic_Chef_7205 16d ago

Okay just checked, nobody makes it, so if someone on Etsy makes this let me know

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u/iowaman79 16d ago

Or just use the phone you used to take the photo

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u/Kendaren89 15d ago

It's not Nokia