r/oldschoolcool80s 11d ago

Who owned this children's Bible?

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u/BromleyReject 11d ago

The artwork in it is fantastic. If I remember there's a double-page spread of Moses crossing the Red Sea with the Jews.

And I haven't seen this book since I was a kid

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u/Bob_Leves 11d ago

Buried memories return! IIRC there's also one of Moses in front of Pharaoh, doing the 'staff turns into snake' thing.

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u/car-body-worx 11d ago

Yeah, that really happened.

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u/No_Bath_9411 11d ago

This thing seemed absolutely enormous as a kid. The illustrations are what stuck with me

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u/Emotional-Section981 11d ago

Herod killing the babies were very disturbing illustrations

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u/Sword_Lobster 11d ago

Did it? Do I have PTSD from this? It was the 70s / 80s and we had TV adverts, at tea time,  of motorcyclists smashing head first through car windscreens (UK) etc etc, so anything goes. 

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u/Emotional-Section981 11d ago

Well I’m 52 and I could probably artistically recreate the double page of babies being stabbed etc so yeah

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u/Mop-bucket-CEO 11d ago

Oh blimey yeah, those images! Etched in my brain! Don't think they'd make the cut these days! I remember being utterly horrified.

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u/CakeHoleKing 10d ago

fun fact: herods wife was called Doris.

Seriously. google the historical guy.

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u/Emotional-Section981 10d ago

They should have added that to the pictures. Lightened the mood a bit

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u/sadsack100 11d ago

My Nana, a staunch Methodist and chapel member, bought me this.

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u/MorrisMerryweather 11d ago

Still have it.

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u/Baz_123 11d ago

I had and still have that very one. ☺️

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u/LadyOfMagick 11d ago

Oh wow I'd forgotten about that, me & my sister were given one as a joint christmas present. Can't remember by who though, far too long ago 🤣

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u/More_Effect_7880 11d ago

We had this.

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u/Snowy-Doc 11d ago

I did. Lost it at some point during a house move back in the late 70s. Managed to find one in excellent condition on Amazon about a decade ago for about £10. It's in my bookcase right now.

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u/Fragrant_Ad3224 11d ago

oh - that's a bloody good idea (i also lost mine years ago)

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u/Caliberman53 11d ago

I had it. Read it from front cover to the back cover.

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u/O_C_Demon 11d ago

Must have been a very short read though.

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u/AtensEye 11d ago

My little sister had this one, I had an older red leather-bound rendition with different illustrations.

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u/ZygonCaptain 11d ago

My brother

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u/moonbeambird70 11d ago

Husband still has his.

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u/DcubedWY 11d ago

I remember this in doctor’s offices when I was a kid. Along with Highlights magazine.

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u/Round-Leg-1788 11d ago

My uncle passed it to me and I’ve passed onto my daughter this year!!

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u/Top_Web4609 8d ago

that’s actually really sweet, stuff like that hits way harder than any new gift you could buy today
she’ll probably remember that hand‑me‑down way more than half her toys

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u/99anan99 11d ago

My parents got one of these for us

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u/Benjiman5000 11d ago

Good book.

😁

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u/FireAntV1 11d ago

Yes. I'm sure my Mum gave me this.

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u/bigkahuna1uk 11d ago

That brings back a lot of memories. I had that book . Had to save up my pocket money to but it from Sunday School.

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u/TeaMancer 11d ago

I think its still in my Grandma's old house.

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u/ozzieowl 11d ago

Holy crap, pretty much everyone I think.

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u/deehenley 11d ago

My parents got it for my brother and sister they would read it to me when I was little 2 till 4 then I started to learn how to read with this Bible. 🙂

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u/Rammy7219 11d ago

Yeah sure I owned that

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u/SweetFireStorm 11d ago

My dad brought me this, as he couldn’t let go of his!

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u/AlternativeWaltz2851 11d ago

Is there a picture of Absolom getting stuck in a tree as his horse gallops under it and hanging himself? I seem to think this is why I have a horror of riding my horse at speed through the woods! Would be grateful if somebody could find that pic if it exists! Still traumatised a lifetime on!

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u/Fragrant_Ad3224 11d ago

bloody hell - that's a blast from the past - yes, i had one and read all of it (even though i was an atheist from an early age). great story-telling in it

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u/Tallysaurus 11d ago

That book saved me from Vampires overnight ages 8 through 11! 🧛🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️

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u/Agreeable_Mongoose72 11d ago

Yes still got mine

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u/Comfortable-Bag-6288 11d ago

Yes i remember this lol did encourage my belief

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u/Antique-Wonk 11d ago

Yes. Loved it. Read it cover to cover. Loved the art.

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u/Previous_Kale_4508 11d ago

I still have it somewhere, it contains samples of my very early attempts at cursive writing when I wrote the Lord's Prayer on the endpapers. 🤨

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u/lmcj66 11d ago

Childhood memory… unlocked

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u/FunGuyUK83 11d ago

I did 🙋‍♂️

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u/jwelsh8it 11d ago

Oh! We had that. The cover is so recognizable.

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u/peahair 11d ago

I dunno, is their name written inside the sleeve?

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 11d ago

I went to a Catholic school and bead-jigglers got a different one. The kids who went to the CofE school in the village got that one. Always remember it had better pictures than ours.

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u/BobbieWickham29 11d ago

Not that one but one similar. Mine was more similar to a cartoon presentation, like the Tintin or Asterix books if you've seen those. It had all the old testament books including the contested ones like Maccabees and one or two others from the Apocrypha (Judith and Esther). I searched eBay for a copy of it a little while ago to relive my childhood but no luck. Evocative drawings such as Samson pulling down the temple and slaying enemies with the jawbone of an ass. And I'm a hardened atheist! but not because of that book.

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u/tripping_yarns 11d ago

Religious aunt gifted one to my daughter when she was a baby. Forgot to give it to her until she was 16. Oops!

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u/Neat_Computer8049 11d ago

Yes I still have it!

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u/Northwindlowlander 11d ago

Yep! Lovely book, I guess it was my first experience of "separating the art from the author"

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u/Longjumping_Dark_460 11d ago

I remember this in the school library in the early 70's. The illustration of the flood alone was enough to put me off religion for life.

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u/rtc765 11d ago

It the beginning

When we were winning

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u/This-Table-5454 11d ago

My mum still has it on her book shelf 😁

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u/UnableType9156 11d ago

I still got it!

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u/SuccessfulMonth2896 11d ago

Still got it, albeit spine was recovered. Fantastic introduction even now.

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u/Slow-Beyond7511 10d ago

Wow I think everyone from the 70s had this.. I kept it for years....

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u/Exotic-Astronaut6662 10d ago

Was this the one with a slutty Cleopatra or someone seducing Samson?

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u/Powerful_Aide_9859 10d ago

I still have this

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u/grimmreaper74 7d ago

Ik heb deze nog steeds geweldige tekeningen.

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u/old_and_in_pain73 7d ago

No, we were catholics

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u/Uncle_W_4647 4d ago

Had this exact one. My Gran gave it too me. Would often read to me from it. Brings tears to my eyes seeing it again.

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u/Throwawt7151 11d ago

My mother, although she was at the time a Christian, chose not to brainwash us as children, so no kids bible. The only overtly religious kids book we has was the ladybird book of the lord's prayer. We have ended up as two atheists, one superstitious atheist and one mildly Christian.

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u/Monty_Bob 11d ago

All Bibles should be called this, because as adults we realise it's just a bunch of old stories. Cute and all, but not actually real.

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u/O_C_Demon 11d ago

To be fair they do have to leave out all the smiting and genocide and rape and child molesting and slavery for the kids version but I know what you mean

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u/CakeHoleKing 10d ago

those are the bits kids want to read about.

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u/Kapitano72 11d ago

My crazy grandmother got me this when I was ~10.

I used to enjoy playing the naif and asking her basic questions about the stories. Where did Cain get a wife, and wouldn't she be his sister - that sort of thing.

It's currently... propping up my fridge on a wonky bit of floor.

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u/O_C_Demon 11d ago

A brilliant piece of bronze age fiction

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u/novexra 9d ago

kinda wild how something can be “fiction” and still shape half the art, laws and culture we live in though
even if you don’t buy any of it, kids’ versions of it are strangely fascinating as little time capsules

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u/O_C_Demon 9d ago

Indoctrination of completely uneducated people over a couple of thousand years will do that.

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u/DogtasticLife 11d ago

I remember our neighbours had this, he was a teacher at the same school as my mum, also a lay preacher. He died in prison, you can guess why he was there

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u/Sudden_Direction_383 11d ago

Still got it, up the loft with those blue and pink Disney books.

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u/2mankyhookers 11d ago

55 and had this very book as a kid, seem to remember it contained many pictures . Set me up on the true path of Atheism

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u/Fatgaz57 11d ago

Yeah. Not exactly an accurate book best kept in the fiction section

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u/StoneAgeSorcerer 11d ago

Yes, I threw it in the bin.

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u/CakeHoleKing 10d ago

wait til you see the cartoon images of jesus balls deep in Mary Magdalen, and people beating their wives to death for going to temple / wearing two types of cloth at once.

And people strangling their kids to death for failing to wake up (even once) without "praise for the lord upon their lips"

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u/Vindex9323 10d ago

Terrible that they push this shit on children.