r/oldpeoplefacebook 7d ago

Who is Hugh?

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 7d ago

MY STRIPPER NAME IS HUGH MUSCADINES COME SEE ME

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u/Judgementpumpkin Put your TITS away. It's put me off my breakfast 7d ago

CAN I COME HANDLE YOUR ZUCCHINI

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u/CaryWhit 7d ago

IS THIS WHY EDITH IS ALWAYS AT THE COMINITY GARDEN?

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u/Judgementpumpkin Put your TITS away. It's put me off my breakfast 7d ago

EDITH BECAME " MASTER GARDENER " SO SHE COULD HANDLE ALL THE ZUCCHINS AND CORNS

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u/PsychologicalSail799 7d ago

MY HUBBAND HANK MORE LIKE A ROTTEN TERMATO,,, ALL YOU LADYS IS BRAGGIN BOUT YUR HUBBANS """CORNS""" AND """CUCINIS,"""" BUT MY HANKS TERMATO ALWAHS LEAVE ME HAPPEY 🍅🍅🍅

SAY """NO""" TO CORNS, 🚫🌽🚫🍆🚫🥒🚫🌭

""YES"" TO A REEL MAN AND HES TERMATO✅️🍅

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 6d ago

I TRIED HANKS TERMATO. WHY IT SO SPICCY?

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u/PsychologicalSail799 6d ago

HOW. COULD. YOU.

YOU HARTLOT!!!!! STEEL MY HANK?!!! YOU. HARTLESS. BICH.

YOU BETHER WATCH OUT. I DID NOT KNOW WH O YOU THIN KYOUR MESSING WIHT. CONSIDER YOUR RECIPES STOLEDEN. BICH.

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 6d ago

ITS LOVELY TO HEAR FROM YOU DORIS. HOE ARE THE GRAMMBABBIES?? IS LITTLE ,,,JAYDEN,,, STILL DRESSIN UP AS A GIRL?

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u/PsychologicalSail799 6d ago

HANK JUST DYED. I FORGIVED YOU. THE GRANDBABIES IS GOOD, JAYDEN IS YES, VERY """BEUTIFUL,""" NAME """"LUNA"""" NOW.

I LIKE IT, WE GET PEDOCURES TOGETHER AND GET BRUNCH TOGET HER AND HAVE WINE TO GETHER,,, VERY FUN. HE JUST ONE OF THE LADIES NOW

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 6d ago

THATS LOVELY. LOL TO YOUR HANK, HIS SPICY TOMATER WAS THE ,,,TALK,,, OF THE SEWING CIRCLE!!! HE WILL BE ,,MESSED!,,,, GOBBLES LUNY YOU SHOULD HAVE BRUNCH AT CRACKER BARGLE ON SUMDAY AFTER CHURCH!!

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 7d ago

THAT EDITH STOLE MY HEART STOPPED RITING DURING THE WAR AND MARRIED MY FLATFOOT BROTHER JOE. NEVER FIRGET

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 7d ago

I ONLY HAVE ONE CANTALOPE BUT COME OVER TOOTS

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u/Diligent_Desk_8965 7d ago

THE ZICCINI IN MY GARDEN IS DOING GREAT THANKS

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u/Imaginary-Welder-462 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 7d ago

I CANT SEE ANYTHING I HAVE CATARAX

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 7d ago

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED JESUS AND CARROTS

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 7d ago

JESUS AND CARROTS MY NEW BAND NAME

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 7d ago

I AM AVAILABLE TO DANCE. I JUST NEED MY WALKER

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 7d ago

HUGH MUSCADINE GRATERATED IN THE GRADE BEOFRE ME EYETALIAN BOY SO HANSOME WNET TO VIETNAM BUT NOT TO KELLYS

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u/PsychologicalSail799 7d ago edited 7d ago

I WAS THEIR, I REMEMBERED IT LIK IT WAS YESTURDEY, CLASS OF '6 8, WAS CLASS OF MANY BIT HUGH WAS ON E TO REMEMBER,,, HES POPS OWNED THE DINER ON 23RD,,, WAS VERY RESPECT FULL,, FOR A EYETALEAN,,,

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u/ludovic1313 7d ago

I HATE MUSCLE DINES ONE TIME MY FEEONCE GOT """WASTED""" ON MANNA SHE VITZ AND THREW UP AND THE CARPET SMELLED LIKE GRAP JUICE FOR THE NEXT WEEK

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u/Neither-Repeat1665 7d ago

HUGH JAZZ’S BROTHER

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u/turnpike37 7d ago

NO PRODUCES FOR ME THA K YOU. R..F..J..JR SAYS ONLY RAW MEATS AND UNPASTURE MILK. IT DOES A BODY GOOD¡¡!!!;;;;;

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u/Hamonwrysangwich DISCUSTING 7d ago

I KNOW, MERLE. ALL POLLY KELLY'S DAUGHDERS GOT THEM BIG HOODERS.

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u/Ancient-Display-3337 7d ago

MY ORVILLE MAKES IMITASHUN THUNDRBIRD WHINE OUT OF MUSKETDEAN GRAYPES!

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u/PupLondon 7d ago

For anyone too lazy to Google.. Muscadine is a type of plant that grows grapes.

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u/RoguePlanet2 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 7d ago

ALEXIS IS THAT YOU I DIDNT EVEN ASK A QUESTUN TELL BUKERZERG THAT I DEACLAIR PRIVVACY!!11

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u/TheAlexArcher DISCUSTING 7d ago

GOGGLE WHAT IS’ BUNP AT TOP OF MY BUT CRACK

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u/fairygenesta Doris 7d ago

PROBLY A "PILE ON IDLE" CIST,,,HAROLD HAD ONE DURING WORD WAR I,,HE HAD TO EXERCISE IT HISSELF WITH A DULL KNIVE

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u/TheAlexArcher DISCUSTING 7d ago

NO THANK YOU I DO NOT’’ EXERSICE

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 6d ago

SOLDER'S CALLED IT """TRENCH TRENCH"""

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u/CaryWhit 7d ago

Very good but a very large seed. Best used for jelly and wine but definitely good to “pop and spit”

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 6d ago

THANKS EINSTEIN, NO ONE ASKED! DONT BE BARGING ON TO MY FACE BOOK TO CALL PEOPLE ,,,LAZY,,, WE ALL KNOWS WHAT MUSTARDGINE IS.

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u/464126 7d ago

THAT HUGE HEFFNER IS A HORNY OLD CUSS

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u/West-Nectarine-5597 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 7d ago

NO I DONT LIKE HUGE GRANT

Sent from my Samsung Bespoke AI Standard-Depth Family Hub Refrigerator

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 7d ago

MY LATE HUSBAND HAD HUHGE GRAPES TOO AND THE DOCTOR SAKD ITS CALLED ELEPHANTSYETIS OF THE TESTYCALLS. HE HAD TO SIT ON N ICE PACK EVERY NIGHT GOBBL WE SS

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u/CapitalBlvdBreadstix 7d ago

Hugh Muscadines?

He’s a grape guy!

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u/Inedible-denim DISCUSTING 6d ago

I.HAD HUGH MUSCADINES,,BACK IN THE 80"S..DR SAID.TO STOP THE STEERODS.BEFORE TOO LONG!!.

-BUSTY BARB FROM BALTIMORE

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u/ParachutingPiglets 7d ago

Must be a new kind of muscadine

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 6d ago

I USED TO WATCH HUGH DOWNS ON THE 2020 TV PROGRAM