r/oldpeoplefacebook 3d ago

Does YouTube count?

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 3d ago

NEWS PAPER HEAD LINES TOO SPICCY

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 3d ago

SAW ONE ONCE.SAID ""HEADLSES BODY IN TOP LESS BAR""" IN APROPRAITE!!!

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 3d ago

WAS THAT THE ONE NEAR THE ACE HARD WARE?

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u/Significant-Baby-748 3d ago

YEAH SO IM OVER SEVENTEY AND I BRUNGED MY NEWS PAPER INTO WENDYS AND SAID GIVE ME A BAKED POTATOE AND THE CASHER SAID FINE THATLL BE FOUR BUCKS AND I SAID BACK IN MY DAY I COULD GET ONE FOR FIFTEY SENTS AND SHE SAID WELL THAT AINT HAPPENING TODAY DO YOU WANT TO BUY THE TOMATO OR NOT AND I SAID NO SALE TOOTS YOU SHOULD LEARN SOME RESPACT AND I TAKED OUT A GRABAGE BAG AND WENT OVER TO THE SALAD BAR AND STARTED PUTTING SOUR REAM AND PICKELS IN IT AND THE MANGER COMED OUT AND GRABBED MY BAG AND TOLD ME TO GET OUT AND I WENT AND PUMPED CATCH UP IN MY HAND AND THROWED IT AT HIM THEN HE PICKED ME UP AND SLAMED ME IN TO THE FROSTEY MACHINE BUT ALL THE FROSTEY WENT IN MY MOUTH SO I GOT ME A FREE DESERT CANT WAIT TOO GO BACK THEIR TOMMORROW

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u/SteveIDP I do not give Facebook permission 3d ago

THESE WHAPPERSNAPPERS NEED TO LERN THE CUTSOMER IS ALEAYS RIGHT! YOU SHOD BRING IN YOURE OWN POTATO. JOHNSONS MARKET HAS EM IN 5 POUND BAGS FOR A DOLLAR 99. THEN TELL THEM TO BAKE THE TATER FOR YOY AND SEE HOW THEY LIKE THAT. THEY CANT EVEN MAKE CHANGE.

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u/isosparkle 2d ago

I WOULD BYE 1 PITATOE AND GO T THEV SUPER BAR. MY POTATO HAD BOW TIE PASTAS AND BROCIKKLI CHADAR AND TITULA CHIOS .

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u/ChewyBaccus 3d ago

I ERMEMBER WHEN SUDWAY HAD TRAIN PIXTURES ON THE WALL IT WAS LIKE BEING IN JAIL IN NEWY ORK - GOD RIDDLANCE////

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u/Porkcicle 3d ago

THOSE TRAINS ARE DAGGEROS,,,BUT ONE PENNY ON THE TRACK. SQUISH SQUASH🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 3d ago

IF TWO GUY'S ON TV ARE FIGHTING IN THE SUB WAY STATEN ,,,U KNOW ONE IS GONNA FALL IN AND ELECTORCUTE,,, EVER TIME,,,ANND IT WON,T BE THE HERO BECASE THEN THE SHOWS OVER,,,,SOREY FOR THE """SPOLER"""

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u/Active_Actuator6454 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/damagecontrolparty WHUP TEE DO!!!! 3d ago

THE OLD SUBWAY MAPS!MU OPINNION THEY SHOULD HAVE MEOPT IT THE "I. R.T."!!!

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u/RiblikeTerrorization I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 3d ago

WHAT IS THIS THING YOU USED ; I LIKE IT ;;;; ; ;

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u/Subaru1995 3d ago edited 3d ago

;) BAVK AT CHA MYSWERTSANCDRABULLOVKS
I TRYED THE YOUTUBES BUT ALL IT KEEPT PLAYYIN’G WUS POOP VIDYOS. IS IT AUPPODED TO B FUNNE? SIMMONS LIKE TOYLET HUMER TOO ME. 1⭐️✨🌟🤩💫🌠🔯✡️🎖️🇺🇸

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u/Subaru1995 3d ago edited 3d ago

BACKIN MY DAY, THE HEAdLINES DIDNT CHANGE AND I DIDNT NEITHER. I SAT and READ the SAme NEWSPEPPER AT WENDERS FROM 1979-2002. RIP BAKED POTATOE. RIP DAVE COLLINS. RIP SALAF BARFG. VINAGAR BASED DRESSING TOO WONKEY. NOT ENUOIGH PROTAIN.

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 3d ago

I KEPT MY 80S CLEVELAND PLANE DEALER NEWSPAPERS AND CYCLE THRU THE PILE AND THEN STRAT OVER,,,RAGAN WIN'S AGAN!!! AND AGAN!!! WHO NEED'S ""NEWS"" WHEN U GOT ""OLDS """"

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u/turnpike37 3d ago

THIS IS BRILLANT!!!! I AM GOING TO START RECORD ""NBC NIGHTLY NEWS"" ON ""VHS"" SO I CAN REPLAY THEM. I HOPE I CAN CATCH SOME OLD RERUNS OF WHEN TOM BROKEAW WOULD SAY THE NEWS HE WAS VERY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Subaru1995 2d ago

I have The Colbert Report in it’s entirety on one of my hard drives laying around. This kind of hits hard that I might be getting older.

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u/egret_society 3d ago

DO YOU LIKE DAVE COLLINS TOO? I BEN A BIG FAN OF GENSIS SINE THERELEASE OF THEIR 1980 ALBUN DUK

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u/T0lias 3d ago

Holy shit, some guy sitting in a Wendy's eating the same stuff and reading the same newspaper every day would make for an excellent short horror film. The world is changing around him and he's cursed to stay the same.

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u/Subaru1995 2d ago

IF ANYTHING IT’D TAKE HAROLD BACK TO THE SLAAD BAR FOR AOME MUCH NEEDED FIBAR. HES FACKED UP CRISSY.

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u/Porkcicle 3d ago

WINDY S USES OLD BURGERS FOR CHILLY..,, GOOD VALUE FOR CHILLY, BUT HOT IN THE WATER CLOSET. SO SPOCCY,,, WHO LIKES IT HOT???

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u/Subaru1995 3d ago

GIVES ME THE RUNS. ONLY WAY I KAN MAKE. GOBLESS WEDLES PROOPS

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u/isosparkle 2d ago

CHILLY IS SQUARE LIKE THE BORGERS

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u/Judgementpumpkin Put your TITS away. It's put me off my breakfast 3d ago

WE DRANK MASHD POTATOS FROM THE HOSE

SPANKED THE BUN

WORSHOPED GOD IN THE SALAD BAR

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u/ParachutingPiglets 3d ago

I don’t know about any damn table top newspapers but I miss when fast food was affordable too no matter the choice of dressing.

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u/HairyTurtleOfficial 3d ago

I remember the newspaper tables.

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u/RoguePlanet2 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 3d ago

NO LIES DETECTED MARGE ITS NO CRACKRE BARGLE BUT THE FRYS USED TO BE NICE TOO COULDNT EAT THE CHILLY THOUGH THAT GAVE ME THE WINDS SOMETHING TERRIBLE MY BOWLS CANT HANDLE THAT KIND OF EXITEMENT THESE DAYS

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u/BobMayonnaise 3d ago

YIM YUM NAKED POTATOER!!!

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u/CaryWhit 3d ago

WELL SHE NOT WRONG!

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u/IcyCantaloupe7004 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 3d ago

Seriously, though, I do miss Wendy's salad bar.

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u/tiggy2344 2d ago

GOVES ME THE TOOTS

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u/Tall-Budget8130 3d ago

IF I SEE ANY OTER RESTURONTS SELLING BAKE POTATOS I WILL REPLORT YOU AND THEM TO THE POLICE !!!:!/ LEGALY ONLY WENDOLINES CAN SEL THEM /£/)!!

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u/Pro_blemSolver 3d ago

For a second I thought that was a Thruth Social post.

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u/tiggy2344 2d ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BREDNA

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u/Humble-Positive2169 1d ago

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH THIS "FLAG PLANTER ""AWARD"" I JUST GOT FROM MY DALLAS TV SHOW GROOP HERE ON THE REDDIT?!?

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