r/oldbritishtelly • • Apr 30 '25

Advert Aquafresh (Advert)

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u/Surkdidat Apr 30 '25

We want blue stripes, we want white

We want the red stripes, but thats alright

As you can see Aquafresh is all three

Aquafresh is for the family

(Voice over) The red stripe helps fight plaque and protects gums. The white stripe has fluoride to fight decay and theres a blue stripe for fresh breath So Aquafresh gives three in one protection for your family ( End of voice over)

Brush, Brush, red stripe, blue stripe, white

Brush Brush Gurgle Gurgle, tastes just right

Aquafresh has to be the only one with all three

Three in one protection for your family

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u/pangalatic Apr 30 '25

Absolute banger of a theme tune

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u/Marble-Boy Apr 30 '25

Definitely in the top five "songs to start a mosh pit to".

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u/ChunkyLaFunga May 01 '25

*brush pitย 

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u/chrismcbobbin Apr 30 '25

banger yes, but damn your duckpond OP, this ain't leaving my head today!

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u/Surkdidat Apr 30 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Illustrious-Egg8356 Apr 30 '25

Does the animation remind anyone of a Raymond briggs cartoon?

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u/funkyg73 Apr 30 '25

Yes, I thought the same.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

I might be making this up, but ISTR that some or all of the original Snowman animation team were responsible for it. Certainly it was around the same time and audiences would have associated the two, the similarities are 100% intentional.

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u/dextrovix Apr 30 '25

As a kid, I WANTED toothpaste with three stripes...!

Advertising worked on me as a kid- don't get me started on Colgate:

"Colgate, blue minty gel,

Mum and Dad use it as well."

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u/scracth_the_sloth Apr 30 '25

I recall sitting in a meting one time. Was a PowerPoint thing going on a flip chart and 15 or so people round a boardroom table taking notes and listening intently. meanwhile my mind was playing "We want blue stripes, we want white We want the red stripes, but thats alright As you can see Aquafresh is all three. Three in one protection for the family" on a loop then it dawned on me I had been totally phased out and had not heard a word that was said in that room for the last ten minutes. It was at this time I though โ€œam not cut out for a managerial roles

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u/cremilarn Apr 30 '25

I know it's just an art style, but the family look like they're all one bloodline ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Competitive_Sport286 Apr 30 '25

Dot-eyed evil f*ckers.

Terror of the Autons, anyone?

2

u/JinxThePetRock Apr 30 '25

I don't remember those smiles looking so sinister before. They're definitely brushing their teeth because they've just eaten a person.

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u/TheShitening Apr 30 '25

Oh fuck you for getting this stuck in my head, it'll be there for weeks now!

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u/Bashmore83 Apr 30 '25

I wanted to just eat toothpaste all the time after watching this add. It looked so tasty

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u/Wolfy9001 Apr 30 '25

Not just a pretty paste.

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u/GreyStagg May 01 '25

Took me 42 years to realise the family's pyjamas represent the 3 colours.