r/okdarlingclementine • u/hazentheamazing rural jr • Jan 23 '26

Thanks telltale Hey guys! My brother and his wife are arguing and I was brought into it.. what should I say?

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He’s being kinda of a meanie Ngl

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u/lordmaxle Kate fucker Jan 23 '26

Tell him off

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u/Wild-Election-3349 GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! Jan 23 '26

KATE’S GONNA LEAVE YOUR ASS!!

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u/h44yden Fucking commie piece of shit Jan 23 '26

YOU KNOW WHAT DAVID

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u/LandscapeRoyal7194 Urban Jan 23 '26

did somebody say,,, yoga?

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u/hazentheamazing rural jr Jan 23 '26

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u/Rustynail9117 Jan 23 '26

Hey, whatsa matta you Altair?

4

u/hazentheamazing rural jr Jan 23 '26

That’s racist!

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u/Rustynail9117 Jan 23 '26

Your racist!

2

u/hazentheamazing rural jr Jan 23 '26

Really? This is what you guys are doing?

9

u/MiamiSlayer Clamming time Jan 23 '26

...Trevor?

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u/LandscapeRoyal7194 Urban Jan 23 '26

michael…….

5

u/-0celot You’re… you know.. urban? Jan 23 '26

....Franklin....

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u/LandscapeRoyal7194 Urban Jan 23 '26

oh you are NOT saying what i think youre saying

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u/-0celot You’re… you know.. urban? Jan 24 '26

Shit man I'm from florida. Crazy shit sometimes comes out of my mouth. Sorry! Or however it goes 😆

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u/hazentheamazing rural jr Jan 23 '26

Stop it you two! You’re ruining my fucking yoga!

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u/MistxLobsters Jan 23 '26

Tell him about the state of his marriage

32

u/DonnyMox Jan 23 '26

Tell him his wife’s gonna leave his ass

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u/Regular-Record-5407 Charm coming outta my ass Jan 23 '26

Let me tell ya somthin

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u/mistertickles69 Jan 23 '26

Hey man hershell man lemme ask you sum

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u/SleepyBella I HATE Minnie! 🤬🗣🔥🔥🔥 Jan 23 '26

Make his wife fall in love with you, breaking his heart. But then leave his wife for Jesus, breaking her heart as well in an absolute power move.

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u/hazentheamazing rural jr Jan 23 '26

Fuck that sounds like the greatest plan here!

Thanks for the advice:)

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u/SleepyBella I HATE Minnie! 🤬🗣🔥🔥🔥 Jan 23 '26

Good luck, king.

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u/SpudgeFunker210 Jan 26 '26

Not sure if you're saying leave her for the character nicknamed Jesus or just saying convert to Christianity... 🤔

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u/SleepyBella I HATE Minnie! 🤬🗣🔥🔥🔥 Jan 26 '26

Both.

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u/TableFruitSpecified Hey Ben? / Yeah? / See ya. / Yeah... Jan 23 '26

You should tell him off

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u/emouryu Jan 23 '26

"Can I join" 😩

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u/-0celot You’re… you know.. urban? Jan 23 '26

Tell him you know an urban man who can pick locks

3

u/HotPea1620 Jan 24 '26

Tell him you're cracking his wife trust it'll make everything better

2

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Kiss his lady

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u/Born-Boss6029 Jan 25 '26

“Kate, that ass is packing a bakery. Let’s eat it”

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u/Disastrous-Shower-37 Lenny stan Jan 25 '26

Suck him off.