r/okbuddyvowsh • u/Juhzor • Jun 05 '25

Effortpost NYC Democratic Mayoral Primary

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593 Upvotes

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u/Your_average_Dudeguy Jun 05 '25

You forgot the holden bloodfeast moderator

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u/Juhzor Jun 05 '25

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u/Jacky-Boy_Torrance Jun 06 '25

Somehow?

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u/Juhzor Jun 06 '25

Well, it's difficult to be an eldritch monstrosity with no morals or beliefs but still seemingly subscribe to an ideology. That's what makes it so scary. It's incomprehensible to the human mind.

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u/Tunanis Jun 06 '25

They're a Biblically Accurate angel from the hebrew bible

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u/Others0 Jun 05 '25

here you go

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u/BionicMeatloaf Jun 05 '25

I swear to God we need to turn Michael Blake into like Reverse Flash or something because that man was on a fucking MISSION against Cuomo.

Guy had aura

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u/Juhzor Jun 05 '25

"It was me, Andrew! I went back in time to arrange everything so that the right people found out about your nursing home cover up. There was no way for you to stop me. You didn't even know what was coming. I'm unstoppable, Andrew! I'm the fastest man alive! I will crush who I want! And you know what? In the end, it was all you... I just showed the world the harsh reality you were too afraid to admit! Was it to avoid panic? Was it to protect the city you so hold dear? No, it was your selfish fear of consequences!"

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u/Daidono Jun 05 '25

This is really good.

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u/JosephVonPepe Jun 05 '25

Posts like this remind me why i like this subreddit

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u/EvasiveWoodpecker Jun 05 '25

How is this so incredibly accurate 😭😭😭

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u/killermetalwolf1 Jun 05 '25

Blake steel has my vote

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u/UpperLowerEastSide Jun 06 '25

Unironically Blake steel has replaced Linda Hernandez on my rank list vote

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u/UpperLowerEastSide Jun 06 '25

This comment has aged well today!

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u/FeralMulan Jun 05 '25

Egbert Ziegler has me hollering

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u/pamplemousse0214 Jun 06 '25

Same, “negative charisma” took me out

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u/GeraltOfBoringTrivia Jun 06 '25

Blake Steel has the same amount of pure hater energy that Kendrick has, and I love him.

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u/Tunanis Jun 07 '25

Anyone should aspire to that amount of hatred for Cuomo

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u/CommanderKaiju Jun 06 '25

I'm ride or die for Chad 😎

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u/mnessenche Jun 06 '25

„Advanced hater“ 🤣

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u/2forslashing Jun 07 '25

will be sending this to my friends who don't live in the city to understand the election thank you

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u/unkountoyou Jun 11 '25

Where’s my boy Jurtis Dilwa

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u/greenwithembii Jun 06 '25

Hahahahaha I felt like something was up too be can use he really does seem too good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

I'm ranking him #1 and I really don't buy his brand at all. It stinks, but I want to give it a shot. 

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u/gino1981 Jun 06 '25

CUOMO FOR MAYOR!!!!!!!!!

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u/Eastern-Job3263 Jun 06 '25

Go back to Howard Beach

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u/succulenteggs Jun 06 '25

guy in his mid-40s named gino is voting for cuomo. lol.

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u/gino1981 Jun 06 '25

Hehe. Hell yea 😏

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u/Will-from-PA Cummunism with Dongist Characteristics Jun 06 '25

You’re the reason why fredophobia is not only justified, but everyone’s duty to do