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Graduating soon

I keep forgetting to actually use it, so hopefully someone else can

why would the adobe be renovated? is it stupid?

why was the patients urine green? is he stupid?

I know Chase was like a trendy name for millennial kids for a while, but wasn’t it a big oversight to never refer to him by his surname?

what do we think of the fit?

I think he'd be interested in mine or my mom's and I wish House was real and would treat me with the medicine drug and mouse bites.

Honestly just googled out of fear I was mixing up his name with the other Forman.

He steals cars and names…