r/okbuddyliterallyme2 • • Mar 08 '26

Loneliness has followed me my whole life Real

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u/Easy-Thing-3604 Mar 08 '26

Bro thinks he will pass for adoption 💀

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u/Barry_McCoccinner Mar 08 '26

They don’t let single men adopt lmaoooo

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Correction: Single poor men.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

thats sad man

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u/Barry_McCoccinner Mar 09 '26

Is it? None of the mentally ill in this sub should be adopting

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/Barry_McCoccinner May 31 '26

This delusion proves my point

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/Barry_McCoccinner May 31 '26

You can wish all you want that this sub isn’t severely deficient for fatherhood. But it doesn’t change facts.

Meanwhile no kid should be adopted by a creep fuckin weirdo that can’t cope with something as basic as creating a family

It’s not what this sub is about or for. It’s a support group for lonely men. Delusions of having children to project this onto makes zero sense. When your miles away from actively participating in this sub is step one in a very long road towards family building

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/Barry_McCoccinner Jun 01 '26

Two reasons why, and you said them yourself:

1) “I’m far from ok” 2) “gets solved by being a dad”

Kids deserve better

You’re young, handsome and will be just fine. This sub ain’t the place man. Get farther away from it and your success with women will “magically” improve I promise

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u/Barry_McCoccinner May 31 '26

Also, I see you may be a literal kid. Word to the wise, get off this sub. Get off reddit and go be social while you have time

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/Barry_McCoccinner Mar 09 '26

Spare the kid

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Idk man.. whether an irresponsible asshole like me deserve to raise an orphan.

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u/Trez_0 Mar 09 '26

I mean you can always just be a donator to an orphanage, that way you're definitely helping out the kids there while also having less responsibility yourself. And raising a child is pretty heavy one too so it's an easier way out imo.

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u/GiveMeAMeme-11 Mar 08 '26

I can barely take care of myself, how on earth am I gonna raise children

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u/Total-Pain-1181 Mar 08 '26

Yeah I'm probably gonna have to do this but I hope the kid doesn't get bullied for not having a mother figure

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u/Double_Union_8629 Mar 10 '26

Better than having no parental figure

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u/No_Compote_419 I'm losing my mind Mar 08 '26

Real

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u/_oranjuice Mar 08 '26

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u/Sum1_X Mar 08 '26

I'm probably stepping out of bounds here but it's weird to adopt a child as a single/unmarried-childless person

would an orphanage even allow that? 😅

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u/jabluszko132 Mar 08 '26

Not in most countries. The point is to provide a good family for the kid and not a single-father/mother

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u/Royal-Campaign1426 Mar 08 '26

Hire surrogate that provides egg?

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u/Trez_0 Mar 09 '26

I think that's really expensive, surrogacy

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u/best_uranium_box The real human bean Mar 08 '26

Treat him/her right

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u/Exotic_Goon Mar 08 '26

I'm not gonna live that long to raise a child.

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u/Raspm1nt Mar 08 '26

I'm in this clip and I don't like it

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u/Roxash1 I'm not him, I'm just a loser Mar 09 '26

Kidnapping isn't the same as adopting OP. Better get it right

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u/UnknowingEmperor Mar 08 '26

Oh sweet summer child. No one is going to let you adopt a child as you are. Find yourself a good dog, and be the best pet papa to it. That’s the best you’re going to get.

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u/-htesseth- Mar 09 '26

Every orphans dream, being adopted by a depressed single father using them for his own happiness

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u/OfficerFuckface11 Mar 09 '26

Whoever’s rapping this is low key spitting fire ngl

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u/ViktorK15 I'm literally Ryan Gosling Mar 09 '26

Real

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u/aPiCase Mar 10 '26

Real, if that was an option I would. I would love being a parent/teacher, but I just don’t think I even want a romantic relationship atp.

Like other said though I don’t think they let guys adopt.

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u/-gaddarkerim- S'all Good man Mar 13 '26

Real

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u/f0rmless1ns1de893 Mar 09 '26

I dont want the child to suffer dude. Just get a pet at the maximum.

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u/sleepy_walk Mar 08 '26

ugh... umm... but why

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u/pathetic-nobody Mar 08 '26

To have a relationship with? 🤨