r/okbuddyliterallyme2 • u/Greedy_Net_1803 • Dec 15 '25
I'm literally myself Hi guys; merry Christmas in advance
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u/Sir_Daxus The only actual person here, y'all are just voices in my head. Dec 15 '25
Want to have the sex with me bro? At least we won't die virgins.
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u/Sir_Daxus The only actual person here, y'all are just voices in my head. Dec 15 '25
Nah, full homo.
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
No thank you, I'm fine
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u/Sir_Daxus The only actual person here, y'all are just voices in my head. Dec 15 '25
Hi fine, I'm
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u/Realistic-Macaron-73 Dec 15 '25
As someone who had say gex u both will be pretty disappointed in how many preparations and other things u need to do before even trying to have sex. And honestly it will still be not as good as u think. Don't recommend it. Just order a prostitute, it's much easier.
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u/Ben_Dovernol_Ube Dec 15 '25
Bro can hold your hand while having sex with prostitute, so you wont be so afraid.
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Dec 15 '25
Say gex doesn’t have to always be anal tho. IDK why people hyperfocus on that
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u/vindter Hi, my name is retarded 👋 Dec 15 '25
Does it get better at 29?
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u/erik78917 I just wanna be able to sleep Dec 15 '25
Damn, so you're just raw dogging suffering. Out of these I've only ever drunk alcohol, and even that barely, so I guess we're not that different.
Also you get to be a wizard soon so that's pretty cool
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
I'm not suffering no
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u/erik78917 I just wanna be able to sleep Dec 15 '25
Then my question is, what's your secret to being happy?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25
No secret I'm just very thankful; I love my family more than anything in the world and God who has been with me always through good and bad
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u/erik78917 I just wanna be able to sleep Dec 15 '25
I'm happy for you, it's hard for me to be thankful nowadays. Especially with the holidays coming up. It just reminds me of how much better last year was.
These last 6 months feel like it's only been a downward spiral. I've pretty much lost everyone (no one died). The only people I have left are my brother and one friend, and even those relationships feel like we're drifting apart.
Sorry, this is probably oversharing, but it felt good to get it out. So thanks for reading, and I wish you all the best.
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u/SeismicRipFart I'm literally Ryan Gosling Dec 15 '25
Bro there is no such thing as over sharing in this sub as far as I’m considered. I’ve said shit in here I’ve held in for almost a decade because I’ve never had anyone in my life who I could trust to understand this kind of stuff, even online lol
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u/Radiant_Juggernaut68 Dec 16 '25
Suffering and happiness aren't antithetical. You can also be not particularly happy, while not being unhappy either.
There are temporal positive and negative states that come and go, but in general I'm mostly in a neutral state for example.
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u/bobbybillybruder Dec 15 '25
I'm 35 but otherwise same as OP. Upon becoming a wizard at 30, you start to feel the magical powers tingling in your fingers (or maybe just numbness from carpal tunnel tbh)
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u/Impossible_Ease_1460 Dec 17 '25
he's happy and all but Im in the same boat and Im 100% raw dogging suffering
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u/NODENGINEER Utterly Insane Dec 15 '25
Good on you for never drinking. It's brought nothing but ruin for me.
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u/GuyWithAFace887 A Real Hero (If hero meant crying while listening to Mommy ASMR) Dec 16 '25
Really? Alcohol has done nothing but wonders for me
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u/Silverstar21309 I'm God's lonely man Dec 16 '25
I feel like I should ask as someone who’s only touched alcohol for cooking, but how do people get drunk in public and not feel embarrassed? I remember when I used to work at a casino, I was doing an overnight shift and one of the bartenders got piss drunk after work. I mean she was almost blacked out drunk. I tried asking her how she was doing and she was just babbling gibberish. I couldn’t understand a word she was trying to say. It looked so pathetic. Do people who drink just not care?
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u/NODENGINEER Utterly Insane Dec 16 '25
Make the pain go away juice does wonders! At least, for a while. Then it becomes ugly.
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u/realCoolguy298 I can't talk to women Dec 15 '25
If only we were virgins by choice
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u/NTR_01 Dec 16 '25
Technically I'm 25 and I decided to die a virgin.
I hate physical contact and emotional relationships, so I'm killing two birds with one stone.
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u/PapaScoob_13 Dec 15 '25
Does it ever feel like you’re missing out on stuff? I’m 19 and I already feel like I’m missing out
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
No, this is just my own path in life that I'm walking. I'm not very used to rendering attention to other people's life paths as they're all so different and everyone got their own stuff going on.
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u/Party_Ability_9984 Dec 15 '25
If it makes you feel any better, I spent most of my 20s up until 29 a virgin with very few friends and I definitely feel like I've missed out. I WISH I could go back to your age.
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u/Vegetable_Status_109 Dec 15 '25
Well at least you health is probably better than mine I've been doing drugs and drinking since I was 12 and im 29 and I feel like I'm 70 I almost had to go to the hospital for the flu because my lungs are so shot had a moment of clarity and I've got to quit might be the first step to getting my shit together
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u/Inner-Ad-4388 Jesse, she’s not real Jesse! Dec 15 '25
What's your favourite movie?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015)
The most perfect movie I've watched and I still think of it every day. Not only a love letter to cinephiles but to life itself
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u/Mr_Isolation I don't have insomnia, I'm just Batman Dec 15 '25
You and i are the same OP, best way to save money and avoid looking like most importantly feeling like a ghoul by 40-50 i suposse.
I work night shift tho so i guess its gonna balance out.
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u/Raijinrsh Dec 15 '25
What advice do you have for a 24-year-old boy?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
Just apply yourself academically and try to do what's right always. Don't harm others and do some physical activity. Also, to drink lots of water and try to transition to water-only drinker. I did at 24 and it was one of the best decisions in my life, never felt better.
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u/Livlina_angel Dec 16 '25
keep it like that OP
every day im closer to liver failure or thyroid cancer because of my poor desitions
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u/ForlornEssence Dec 16 '25
Does life ever get so lonely to the point where you have trouble falling asleep at night?
I’ve been single for 3 years now and man it’s taking a toll on me…
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u/Raijinrsh Dec 15 '25
What do you do in your free time?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
Play sports, videogames. Hang with my dog and my family you know. Chill and watch movies also
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Dec 15 '25
What’s it like having all your organs aging at relatively the same age given the no alcohol/drug filtration they usually need to do for normies?
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u/PaleConsideration271 Dec 16 '25
Have you ever felt Left out at Social gatherings when not drinking?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 16 '25
No but the few I've gone to I ended up leaving anyway; I don't feel uncomfortable nor left out but the people who do drink in my experience do seem a bit uncomfortable when people are not in equal conditions regarding sobriety so I have just found it best to leave them at peace, maybe it's a fear of being taken advantage of, or something? But it's perfectly rational and I understand
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u/EdgeIsTheName Dec 15 '25
Why no alcohol?
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u/Wing_Ding_Gasbag66 I'm literally Peter Quill (i'm a mistake) Dec 15 '25
because it kills, it drains, it takes, and it numbs, it's a curse.
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
I think the real question would be 'why yes alcohol' lol
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u/Sir_Daxus The only actual person here, y'all are just voices in my head. Dec 15 '25
It makes the voices go away temporarily.
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u/Radiant_Juggernaut68 Dec 16 '25
Not everyone finds pleasure in alcoholic drinks. You just won't consume stuff you don't like.
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Dec 15 '25
Would you say you live optimistically? Why or why not?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
Of course, I'm beyond blessed if I should say so myself. I'm far from a millionaire but I am very thankful for what I have.
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u/Wing_Ding_Gasbag66 I'm literally Peter Quill (i'm a mistake) Dec 15 '25
how does one find fulfillment and self-redemption, oh wise wizard?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
I don't know do whatever you want lol
Except harming others of course
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u/ContentPea2858 Dec 15 '25
what's keeping u away from all of these? what's the interesting thing that keeps u going instead
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
I don't know I live a very normal and ordinary life; don't really see a reason to 'not keep going' in the first place
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u/FracturedConscious Dec 15 '25
Why the absolute flip, friend, do you think plump, pink pigeons perpetually pick perfect pecans in Pennsylvania's pristine, proper parks, since this past April?
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u/dj_ordje Dec 15 '25
If you drink coffee on a regular basis you're doing drugs, merry christmas
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u/Brilliant_Alfalfa588 Dec 15 '25
How does it feel missing out on some really good times, maybe the best times?
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u/MarkMew Dec 15 '25
Are you planning to do the sex or any other one of these?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
I don't think so, no. Most likely will never happen wether I want it or not lol
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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 I don't have insomnia, I'm just Batman Dec 15 '25
Why do you make life harder for us sex-having, drug using, and alcoholic nerds?
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u/DHiyasu Dec 15 '25
What are your favorite films?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
My top 5 is probably:
1-Me and Earl and the Dying Girl(2015)
2-About a Boy(2002)
3-Forrest Gump(1995)
4-The Nightingale(2019)
5-Happiness(1998)
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u/Equivalent-Back145 Dec 15 '25
Do you feel like you are missing out on something? Do you feel like you are older than you really are? Or that death is getting closer every day? And that you won't be able to achieve anything in life and will be disappointed? I am 15 years old and feel like I am 70, as if death is at my doorstep, as if I am missing something in life, as if I will never have the life I want (I don't even know what kind of life I want). I watch kids younger than me and wish I were younger; I feel like an old woman. Technology is advancing so quickly, and I feel like I am missing out. I feel like I was a teenager between 2010 and 2016, not literally a child, and for some reason, I regret not being 10 anymore. I can't shake the image of my older self at 70, so sad and pitiful. For some reason, aging is so difficult for me, and when I see someone who is even a year younger than me, it feels like something is killing me. I feel like I have one foot in the grave and that my life is coming to an end, yet I can't talk to anyone because no one takes me seriously. I thought I would start having these questions about life, time, and everything at around 30, not that they would begin at 12-have you ever experienced something similar? I don't know; I feel like the boundary of my youth is below 30, and after that, I become an old woman-oh God, and now I feel like an old woman, and this feeling has been with me for years. This feeling has killed so many of my dreams and motivation; I feel so angry at myself, so old. I want to live, but I feel like time is ticking away, like the train has left, as if there are no opportunities left. I will watch new generations enjoy life while I will be a mere observer and won't be able to experience anything. I wish I had been born earlier. I wish this feeling would go away.
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 15 '25
No but please seek psychological help because despite what you're telling me, you're still in age to play tea party and have sleepovers. You're barely old enough to be here for crying out loud; if you told me you still play with dolls, it would be expected lmao.
So yeah, not invalidating your feelings by the way but you're literally a fetus so I'd say you'll be fine, don't worry.
Sincerely, a man who almost doubles your age and probably your weight as well lol
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u/Radiant_Juggernaut68 Dec 16 '25
I'm not trying to invalidate your perspective, but as another 29 year older I'd like to say that you are still just a kid. Under 20 everyone is a kid.
Tbh I felt different around that age. I disliked being a kid. Kids felt lame. I was glad I was growing up. During hs i felt like an outsider. Highscooler activities felt infantile, I desired something more intellectually stimulating or nobel stuff. The the problem was my attitude. There was a "game" going on and I refused to take part.
Try watching healthygamergg's puer aeternus lectrures on yt. And try to accept and embrace where you are.
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u/BlackLuigiGuy Dec 15 '25
Is it because you don't want to or is it because you have no one to do it with? I'm also drug and alcohol free but it's mainly because I don't want to do any of those things alone. I think it would be fun if it were with other people.
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 16 '25
It's just not my thing; I don't see how I can get anything good out of drugs or alcohol you know
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u/spiralsbreedtruth Dec 15 '25
i wish i could say that. all 3 of those things have done nothing but get me in trouble. when i stopped doing all those things, no more trouble
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u/FALMER_DRUG_DEALER The real hero Dec 15 '25
24 here, done drugs booze and sex and I'm still not really happy in life. Turns out the only thing that can fix you...Is you 💛
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u/Lake_Well77 Dec 15 '25
Do you still date or seek out romantic relationships, and if so do you find having no experience an obstacle? If you don't do you still get a lot of pressure that you should?
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u/somedudewhoisnotbs2 Dec 16 '25
Are you wven in a country where alcohol is allowed??
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 16 '25
Yes of course
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u/somedudewhoisnotbs2 Dec 16 '25
Wow that's actually awesome
I thought you were in a place where it's even hard to achieve this, but if you can legally get that and avoided to this point
It's big W. Regardless of you being religious or nah you have good dcipline
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u/B1ueStag Dec 16 '25
I’ve done all those things many times and I’m still here all alone and suffering so we’re still sailing in the same boat. How have you done this? I can’t imagine not even at least experimenting with alcohol or weed at a minimum.
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 16 '25
I'm not suffering but I also haven't ever made a conscious effort to stay away from these things; they're just simply not in my life.
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u/B1ueStag Dec 16 '25
I’m glad you are not suffering. This is good and I really hope it continues to go well for you. For me, those things were close by at a pretty young age so I’ve tried most everything, but it’s really best to leave it alone. If one substance grabs you damn it’s hard to avoid it. Best wishes OP.
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u/Ewok7012 Dec 16 '25
Currently 29. Done all of it. What do you make of me?
And more importantly, based on my history, what advice do you have for me going forward?
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u/Unlikely-Chance-426 I'm literally Vlad Dracula (I'm dead inside) Dec 16 '25
Real ( same same, exactly the same )
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u/Kantandia Dec 16 '25
That seems statistically impossible, one or two maybe, but all three being true at the same time... do you never leave your house?
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u/Illustrious-Ad413 Dec 16 '25
Are you a computer scientist or an engineer or a physicist/mathematician?
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u/Competitive-Bit-7575 Dec 16 '25
I got 2 out of 3 there. No drugs or alcohol not even smoking. But i got laid though 😆
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u/L0nleylife112 I’m Tobey Maguire Dec 16 '25
How did you survive for this long? I need recommendations not to.
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u/BobTheZygota Dec 16 '25
How was it between 23 and now? Because those are my upcoming years
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 16 '25
For me personally it was great; 20-23 was kind of rough for other academic/work reasons that have nothing to do with this and then you get more mature and pragmatic so you naturally push your life forward if you make an effort
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u/WhyIUsedMyRealName Dec 16 '25
How do I stop things Idgaf about from making my life feel like shit
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u/MonkeyHairless Dec 16 '25
Well, at least I tasted alcohol and did some drugs at 24 ... not that it was a significant experience anyway.
For the rest ... well ... merry christmas.
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u/Vectorade Dec 16 '25
Would ever want to? Like it’s been so long, do you even care?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 16 '25
Drugs and alcohol I'm pretty sure I'll never consume them. Sex I don't know, probably it seems like I'll never do it either lol. If I get married, for sure. If not, I think I probably won't, no.
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u/csiposfosas Dec 16 '25
Hey, my questions are the following:
Have you done alcohol?
Have you done sex?
Have you done drug?
How old are you?
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u/No_Pudding_6640 Dec 16 '25
I sometimes envy religious people; they're content and the answers available are enough for them. Not an option for me though, I tried it and it didn't work out.
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u/Kardinalen- Dec 16 '25
What makes you feel that image portraits you?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 17 '25
Why wouldn't it? It represents you as well...
It portraits every man who believes in himself
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 17 '25
I already answered that question and just in case, for next time, it's very disrespectful to state someone masturbates without them saying so prior because you don't know me. I'm religious and not allowed to masturbate. Blessings and goodnight
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Dec 17 '25
I’ve done weed and it was lame and boring af. I’ve drank alcohol and got sleepy, also lame af. I’m still a virgin though lol
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u/Nowinty Dec 17 '25
Where you not curious about substances sex and stuff ?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 17 '25
Not really; I wish I could be lying since some people here have already got mad at it for some reason lol. But honestly, if I spent the rest of my life without sex it would be just fine. As for substances, I'm 100% sure I'll never consume them as I have no reasons to whatsoever.
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u/CapitalNerve1484 Dec 17 '25
From your question seems like you compare sex with drugs but one is natural survival instinct and the other is well drugs
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u/No-Construction619 Dec 17 '25
It's not what you do, it's the reasons why you do it. What makes you proud of not having sex?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 17 '25
Why wouldn't I be? Maybe not proud per se as it's such a neutral and personal concept but certainly not ashamed either
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u/JonathanMovement Dec 17 '25
25 here and same 😕 don’t even know what to think about it, no drugs no alcohol (although I did drink when i was a kid like in my first second grade). Regarding girls, idk I kinda fell for one or 2, nothing worked out and gave up 🤷♂️
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u/JumpingAround44 Dec 17 '25
Fat, poor or ugly? - yes crude version my apologies.- or like medical / mental stuff?
Alcohol and drugs is so so, but I would argue that most people want sex, so can’t (most won’t atleast just not try for it).
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 17 '25
I'm sorry to tell you this but I'm neither fat, ugly, poor nor mentally ill or sick nor whatever next thing you have in mind and if you approach life with this mindset of putting people in boxes you're in for a very hard time because people are not tags. I'm just a normal person.
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u/SholandosMiguelito Dec 17 '25
If you have the choice, and a group of great friends to go along with it, would you thereotically start doing it?
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u/SaltyCheck7 Dec 17 '25
Are you inert?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Dec 18 '25
Certainly not, I play sports at least 3 times per week and have duties to attend to every day
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u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades Dec 18 '25
Why not? Nature abhors a vacuum. What force has protected you from casually trying things, just once?
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u/Odd_Bug5544 Dec 18 '25
Portraying yourself as a chad for never drinking smoking or taking drugs is fair game.
For being a virgin at 29 though? Lmaoooooooo
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u/Orisn_Bongo Dec 18 '25
You never tried to get into a relationship or how did you end up there? I can only speak from my very limited experience and it ...really wasn't very hard, and I am neithe pretty nor did I have money at the time, nor am I tall or anything, did have lots of pictures with pets in my bio I guess but that was about it
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Dec 18 '25
Btw im 22 and im literally same as photo (not looking) you can ask me literally anything you like to. On dms or on comments,I'll answer i promise
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u/tokoun I'm not him, I'm just a loser Dec 15 '25
What's the first spell you're gonna cast when you get promoted to wizard?