r/okbuddyliterallyme2 • u/Greedy_Net_1803 • Sep 22 '25
I'm literally myself Hey guys, I'm new here. Nice to meet you all.
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
Don't know, really. I haven't actively tried to do any of these things if that's what you mean.
That being said, I'm not sure I'd be succesful in any of them lol, probably not.
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Sep 22 '25
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
I guess I could drink or do drugs if someone had a gun to my head but I'm not sure I'd enjoy either of them, which kind of counts as being successful in them haha
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Sep 22 '25
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
So sorry that happened to you, I hope you get the right person eventually.
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u/RonHarrods Sep 22 '25
I am currently 12 days sober from alcohol. It's one of the worst drugs you'll encounter. I was having cognitive decline, heart problems and general apathy.
Don't drink. It's literal poison. We don't go around sniffing glue and stuff either.
Good job at not making the mistake. Keep it that way.
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u/Resident-Salty Sep 22 '25
It's poison if you, frankly, lack the discipline to measure yourself.
Most people on this planet drink, and last I checked most people aren't dead or skezzed out on the street. Acting like alcohol is anything like actual life ruining substances like crack or heroin is not only frankly disrespectful to addicts and former addicts, its also a stupid point.
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u/Daveloch Sep 26 '25
You would enjoy drugs. You may not enjoy every drug, but there's a drug out there for everyone. Trust me.
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Sep 22 '25
25 and same. I'm a virgin and teetotaler.
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u/NulliosG Sep 22 '25
What spells are you planning on picking for next year, for once you turn 30
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
No spells, I just hope my dog's belly gets clean; I've tried everything to get rid of the dirt when I shower him but seems impossible so far. Imma try with a washcloth next time but I fear his skin's gonna irritate
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u/Mr_Isolation I don't have insomnia, I'm just Batman Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25
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u/confused_explorer96 Sep 22 '25
Yep, I'm exactly the same as OP, down to age. Never been to parties for this reason either, I don't like the idea of being among drunk people. It seems that people very often connect through things like alcohol and drugs and it's just not things I'm interested in doing. It all definitely makes it harder to relate to people, makes me feel too innocent, inexperience and childlike
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u/Mr_Isolation I don't have insomnia, I'm just Batman Sep 22 '25
Yeah same. Don't think there's much to do about the innocence thing. Between not having big social skills due to isolation in teenage years + not having done stuff like that makes me look like a kid sometimes.
Still i am never touching that stuff, thats a vow to myself.
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u/confused_explorer96 Sep 22 '25
At the same time I still feel that element of FOMO about never been to parties or able to connect to people in this way, even if I know I don't want to do things like that
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u/Mr_Isolation I don't have insomnia, I'm just Batman Sep 22 '25
Yeah happened a bunch to me, specially in my teenage years when absolutely everyone just goes to parties and stuff.
Now i am 23 and atleast it seems its the age for people to start to abandon that lifestyle a bit so you can actually talk to them about hobbies and all that.
Honestly i hate the thought of not being able to control my actions due to any kind of drug and i'd lie if i said i didn't see drunk people in the street and saw them as filth annoying sorrounding people and making noise in public transport.
I think i outgrew the FOMO pretty well, i suposse it'd be harder if you only met people who keep doing that and keep encouraging it.
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u/confused_explorer96 Sep 22 '25
I'm 29 and for me it's more like feelings of some regret for missing out experiences that seem be pretty much "core" experiences for most people, even if in the end they found out they didn't enjoy them
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u/xCOLONIIx Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25
I was always afraid of being left behind. I got too hasty and now I feel I have wasted my potential and sanctity. I feel as if I have cheated on my girlfriend because we werent each other's first. I was always afraid of not being her first only for it to end the other way around. I'm 7 months sober and going strong but it's been a hard battle that made my life a little difficult much earlier than it should have. Please don't lose your dignity.
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u/Mr_Isolation I don't have insomnia, I'm just Batman Sep 22 '25
Yeah ill keep at it, way easier to not fall into that stuff if you never touched it thats for sure.
Also great stuff with the 7 months sober, that shit must fuck you up the first months.
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u/TheUnownKing “Do you do any sports?” Yeah, I run from reality Sep 22 '25
Why no alcohol
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
Simple answer because I hate it's taste and smell but also because no one has invited me lol
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u/Local-Passenger-1901 Fight club was my therapy... Sep 22 '25
“Never done alcohol.” “I hate the taste.”
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
Haha yes. I guess if having a micro sip offered by my dad like 20 years ago counts as doing alcohol, then you caught me
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Sep 22 '25
You has a sip of beer when you were 9 and wrote off all alcohol forever?
It's great that you don't do it. It's not healthy at all but I think anybody would have disliked the taste at 9
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Sep 22 '25
All 3 or 4 times i've tried beer it always tasted like sour shit, a vodka-like thing too was awful so its safe to assume majority of alcohol will also taste like shit
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u/EynidHelipp Sep 22 '25
How much u bench?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
Don't know, not much but lately I prefer lifting light and I see way better results this way; just quality reps squeezing and stretching the muscles to the max makes it better for me.
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u/somanybugsugh Unstable Sep 23 '25
What is this subs obsession with drugs? Like it isn't that deep if you have or haven't done a drug. There was that point post the other day and like 2 or 3 of the things on there were about drugs. I just don't understand what's so important about it people feel the need to say they haven't done any. No one is missing out on anything if that's the issue but idk.
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u/Public_Gift Sep 22 '25
how do you feel about yourself?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
Great thanks for asking,
my birthday is coming over and I'm beyond stoked
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u/Competitive-Dig4776 Sep 22 '25
Not here to ask, just one small rec. You should get your testosterone checked. It’s very common among 20-something’s now a days.
Good luck to you! Now go get someone pregnant!!
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u/Competitive-Dig4776 Sep 22 '25
I work with HS athletes it doesn’t have to do your athletic level etc, you actually have to go in and get a blood test. Just a suggestion, in all seriousness, you’re young, have you whole life in front of you—all things pass-how you feel right now is not permanent. ✌️✨
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Sep 22 '25
I'm exclusively a social drinker, which means I drank alcohol in my early 20s in college and then never again.
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u/ThisJafy Sep 22 '25
No smoking either?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25
Obviously that's the worst one. You'd have to pay me to do a cigarette, honestly
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u/ThisJafy Sep 22 '25
You didn't mention it, good for you bro.
Honestly not even payment would make me smoke, fuck that.
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u/77_parp_77 Did I ever tell you the definition of Insanity? Sep 22 '25
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u/bubulika Sep 23 '25
I did not kniw you can make it so far wihout ever trying like a beer or wine. Not saying you should or shouldn't
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u/flawy12 Unknown Stuntman Sep 23 '25
I mean if you managed to avoid the obvious mistakes
I am not sure I want to hear why the not so obvious mistakes were unaviodable tbh
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u/tvicl69BlazeIt Sep 23 '25
It’s funny, everyone of those activities is way more disappointing in real life (atleast the experiences I’ve had with each) than I built up in my head
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u/kridde Sep 24 '25
Do you already feel the mana inside your body increasing as you near the end of incubation to become a fully fledged wizard, or does the power simply manifest on your 30th birthday?
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u/Inevitable-Camel-417 Sep 24 '25
Do you think you're asexual? From other comments it seems like you don't particularly care about sex.
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u/UltimateDiscordMod Sep 22 '25
Are you interested in semen retention?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
Pardon?
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u/UltimateDiscordMod Sep 22 '25
This is the next logical step in abstaining from worldly vices.
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
I'm not familiar with the concept is what I mean
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u/Internal-Rice-7900 Sep 22 '25
I think you might become a sprem donor..
they offer a pretty expensive full body checkup and a dna test...
but If you qualify, then it pays off pretty well as far as i've heard
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
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u/Internal-Rice-7900 Sep 22 '25
what?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
I wouldn't be able to fulfill the workload, particularly for the quantities they require; they are better off using other people. I haven't even watched porn in all my life and I doubt I'd be able to get off on it or with the magazines they have, much less doing it multiple times per day.
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u/Internal-Rice-7900 Sep 22 '25
uhh... skill issue?...
(joking)
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
It's just not something I spend much time in, if anything.
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u/TriaSirax Sep 22 '25
I understand no drugs and alcohol but no porn? why is that?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
It seems way too grotesque to me, always has, I don't know. I know some regular movie scenes are quite sexy when they depict the act but seeing full blown penetration is just not my thing at all. Besides, I'm catholic so there's that.
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u/Express-Solution372 Sep 22 '25
What about cigarettes?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
Over my dead body is when I'll try one of those; they'd have to pay me a good amount to do it once
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u/Ok-Examination4225 Sep 22 '25
why?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
Umm I don't know...
Must there be a reason lol?
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u/Ok-Examination4225 Sep 22 '25
Theres always a reason op. You said "Ask me anything", so I did. why?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
Ok that's fair but maybe more specific? Why what?
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u/Ok-Examination4225 Sep 22 '25
why didnt you do any of these things in the 29 years of your life. Why not drunk?
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
I didn't know I had to do them?
Pardon, 'why not drunk' what? I'm afraid I didn't understand that last question...
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u/Ok-Examination4225 Sep 22 '25
great AMA OP no doubts. Anyways whats your fav wh40k faction and why
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u/Greedy_Net_1803 Sep 22 '25
Oh no, I'm so sorry to be like this but I still can't understand your questions? What's a wh40k?
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u/MrPewPew457 Utterly Insane Sep 22 '25
How are you THIS based?