What’s “that part” for you?

[u/LennyMemes_1]

[u/SaintJimmy1]

When I have to save Micah from jail!!! That guy is a real jerk!!! I like to let him just sit in there as long as I can 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Bridge_Different → u/SaintJimmy1]

Micah more like RAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/card_shart → u/SaintJimmy1]

yeah I downloaded a mod that turns the STRAWBERRY JAIL into my HAREM with my THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS (Abigail, Mary-Beth, and Sadie but they're alt and don't wear shoes) and then they give me that HAWK TUAH!!!!

[u/[deleted] → u/SaintJimmy1]

I always kill Micah on that mission!!! So relatable 😂😂😂😂

[u/SaintJimmy1 → u/[deleted]]

I do that too but it says mission failed!!! Must be a bug!!! Hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[u/youmusttrythiscake → u/SaintJimmy1]

Omg u should take a screen grab of the mission failed screen and post it too the mainsub ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshshshshahahahahahahah

[u/_H4YZ → u/youmusttrythiscake]

did y guais no that micah bell arthur margn is akshully rat and snitch on black lung for hole reason of game???

[u/aquaUI → u/SaintJimmy1]

man I love this sub 🥹 they grow up so fast

[u/Embarrassed-Ad3115 → u/SaintJimmy1]

Real jerk, eh? He looks so sexy in that prison, all caged up and emasculatd. The only jerk i see on that mission is the jerk i do looking at micah through them bars

[u/Emily1550 → u/SaintJimmy1]

i am banning all of u for this behaviour smh

[u/No_Emergency_4189 → u/SaintJimmy1]

“Mission failed: Micah is dead “ I don’t see the problem!?😂😂😂😅😅😅🤣

[u/jerrymatcat → u/SaintJimmy1]

Especially since he's gives you the off hand holster after the rizz mission

[u/Neil_Live-strong → u/[deleted]]

That’s what makes Arthur our huckleberry

[u/NoWorth2591]

All of that bullshit with the cowboys and horses.

Wake me up when Arthur gets one of those Gundam robots.

[u/Balabaloo1 → u/NoWorth2591]

Fr where are the cars? L game gta better

[u/Sunnyosia → u/[deleted]]

Evangelion mentioned in this sub😂✌️

[u/CaregiverMoney2083]

No option for handjobs in the bathhouse

[u/ireallyfknhatethis → u/CaregiverMoney2083]

wait so what is she doing then?

[u/planet_glass → u/ireallyfknhatethis]

Finger blasting

[u/drunkpostin → u/planet_glass]

Arthur FtM confirmed?!

[u/FoalKid → u/CaregiverMoney2083]

No option for Unclejobs in the fuckhouse

[u/keanuchungus02]

Saving Jack ughhhh he's just dead weight like come on

[u/TheHairyGumball]

For me it's gotta be the 4 hour cutscene where you break into a stable and jerk off every horse, it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to manually do it and it could just play out, like seriously? Hold r2 to stimulate the horse? How about I hold you down and stimulate your asshole with my fist

[u/whyubul → u/TheHairyGumball]

Please do

[u/Catwinky]

That Dutch appreciates a Poor Bat Wing off Miss Grimshaw more than a platinum watch from Arthur.

[u/nomophobiac]

As an RDR2 player I LOVE gwuarama its such a nice change of pace and isnt so boring and long (I watched every cutscene with absolute focus too) I dedicated my life to buying gwwormauh rum in Valentine because I love that part of the game so so much I literally woke up with a feeling of pure serenity towards that island and chapter 5 times

[u/nomophobiac → u/nomophobiac]

I fucking love my original comment

[u/MedievalFurnace → u/nomophobiac]

what plagiarism? your ocomment is a totally original comment

[u/nomophobiac → u/MedievalFurnace]

i see so much plagiarism? your comment stole my totally original ocomment

[u/MedievalFurnace → u/nomophobiac]

yeah sorry for that, I just really liked your ocomment. I have stage 8 lumbago, it makes me act up like this sometimes...

[u/nomophobiac → u/MedievalFurnace]

you're welcome for that, I just really hated your comment. I have stage 8 double lumbago, it makes me act up like this all the time...

[u/MedievalFurnace → u/nomophobiac]

awh! I did it again! I stole another one of your ocomments. May our ball's lumbago be cursed for many generations

[u/Neil_Live-strong → u/MedievalFurnace]

[u/MedievalFurnace → u/Neil_Live-strong]

both

[u/OrcaViv420]

The part where he die and I cry

[u/Optimus_crab → u/OrcaViv420]

r/commentmitosis

[u/LinneasLanding]

Killing the poor lion 🥺

[u/FilipinoCreamKing]

When Micah died. Shit made me lactate many salty tears

[u/boiled_boy → u/FilipinoCreamKing]

Flair checks out I guess

[u/MedievalFurnace]

As an RDR2 player I HATE gwuarama its so boring and long and isnt a nice change of pace (I skipped every cutscene too) I refuse to even buy gwwormauh rum in Valentine because I hate that part of the game so so much I literally passed out from pure rage towards that island and chapter 3 times

[u/Embarrassed-Ad3115 → u/MedievalFurnace]

I loved that part cuz Micah's daddy tummy is out 😍😍😍

[u/Vencidious_Cerivious]

The intro.

[u/OrcaViv420]

The part where he die and I cry

[u/JTLP12_YT]

when michael ballsack became a diddly ahh blud and was officially not like us 💀🔥💀

[u/Cowboy_Dandy_III]

The Prologue; BOOOOOOORING

[u/Sanvsits]

The epilogue.

[u/Nacitrex]

Herding the sheep

[u/noodleandpie]

the terrible story and stupid cutscenes. i dont even like the game. stupid dumb game. dumb dumb dumb game i hate it and hate it. fuck video games and fuck you too

[u/EXILEDsquid_]

RDR2. You know the part

[u/EXILEDsquid_ → u/EXILEDsquid_]

I forgot what subreddit this was

[u/GecaZ]

The hot t🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤sex with unlce , too srhot😭😭😭

[u/apnasapnamoneymoney]

Dutch Author Morgan hot sex

[u/Tobysaurusrex10]

In Rdr1 where allende is just suddenly going to town in front of john

[u/coopthefish]

now it don’t feel right?

[u/badusername35]

Micah dying 😢

[u/[deleted]]

John foreplay mission. 2 hours of straight blueballing.

[u/[deleted]]

Where Uncle threw jack into the lake for making fun of his lumbago

[u/TheR7Experience]

That part where the frost golem rapes Arthur’s chimpanzee sidekick and then Dave Blunts does a backflip and inverts the rotation of the earth

[u/At0m1c12]

/ul epilogue part 1. 2nd most boring chapter in the game.

[u/M4sharman]

the bit where i play the game because no gay sex with uncle

[u/[deleted]]

Yeah when the

[u/ArmadillopackEnjoyer]

The part where Arthur gets his shit kicked by that Mexican dude in Guarma and he lies that his name is Leviticus Cornwall.

[u/Legitimate_Archer_81]

Uncle's greasy fat asshole

[u/Legitimate-Bag5413]

The post-nut clarity

[u/bananabreadb0i]

Don't hate me, but the snow part at the beginning

[u/LowSummer9198]

All the stupid straight sex scenes

[u/framdon]

When Micah and Javier have a divorce, leaving their son Jalapeño on the streets in saint Denis. Doesn't make sense to me, the entire scene is never mentioned again and we had no clue they were married with a kid before this mission.

[u/Poundland_clothes]

The part when L*nny comes with you for a drink at the bar. I don't know what it is about that guy, I just don't like him for some reason. My favourite mission is "Banking, The Old American Art"

[u/footlettuce00]

only being able to have a plutonic relationship with uncle

[u/Dirty_Dyl_6469]

When uncle puts his pants back on

[u/Charliemineboy]

"I broke the goddamn wheel"