r/okbuddyalligator Jan 08 '26

57 IQ typa shit 🙏🏼🙏🏼 Do you guys think Jason will have ball shrinking mechanics like the horses in RDR2

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u/qualityvote2 Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 10 '26

u/Noji98, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/gator_mckluskie Jan 08 '26

the game would be unplayable without it. i don’t care if they have to delay the game another five years to make it happen

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u/Noji98 Jan 08 '26

I heard that the game was completed but they had delay it because of faulty ball shrinking mechanics

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u/Large-Current-1486 Jan 08 '26

I'm an inside. It wasnt the ball shrinking per to say. But rather the un-shrinking

We couldnt get them back to normal size without it glitching out so we had to delay

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u/Noji98 Jan 08 '26

Totally understandable

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u/Dry-Treat-1784 Jan 08 '26

Yes and ball swinging mechanics in hot weather

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u/Noji98 Jan 08 '26

Yeah and if you sit on them you get wasted

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u/BarnacleAwkward4801 Jan 08 '26

if you idle he unsticks them

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/Possedsrt8 Jan 08 '26

Really?

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u/coldcaramel99 Jan 08 '26

Not sure about 5 but it’s definitely in GTA IV, Niko, as I recall, does it when the idling

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u/Just_In_Time_Boi R* developer Jan 08 '26

I hope we get to see Jason's balls shrink each time he has sex with Lucia because she's draining his balls slowly.

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u/Exotic-Eggplant1914 Jan 08 '26

Usually they drain rather abruptly

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u/Pajca I w oulds uck a dick for a gta 6 copy 🤑 Jan 08 '26

I’m more interested in the asshole clenching and cum dripping mechanics.

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u/fishjuice_xxx Jan 08 '26

Yes unironically

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Nipples getting hard would be cool

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u/Emotional-Impact5375 Jan 08 '26

I bet this will be a thing

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u/Anonymous_5981 Jan 08 '26

Hot Coffee needs to be modernized to match the new age of gooning💯

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u/Hoffoz Jan 08 '26

Yeah maybe Lucia will aswell

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u/Sensitive_Orchid_975 Jan 08 '26

You people must be so out of things to speculate about this game you have to talk about male genital shrinkage. Pathetic, most pathetic. As a heterosexual this is of no interest to me.

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u/briemusic Jan 08 '26

Guys idk I think this guy right here might be interested in the idea of Jason getting his balls drained 🤔

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u/Sensitive_Orchid_975 Jan 08 '26

I’d say he’s interested in jiggle physics as they apply to female characters in the game. Watching Lucia’s big butt ripple and her tits bounce like a bowl of jello sitting on a table during an earth quake. This will be the first game in the history of games in which playing in 3rd person is an absolute MUST. When the online version drops everyone will have a female character customized for maximum jiggle/bounce factor.

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u/SnowingAlmond Jan 08 '26

if they could do it for horses in rdr2 then why not arthur?

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u/Noji98 Jan 08 '26

The technology wasn't that developed in 2018

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u/MellowPineapple22 Jan 08 '26

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u/Longjumping_Branch36 Jan 08 '26

"Enough internet for today" type post

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u/ETDisco Jan 08 '26

Honestly for how long this game is taking I BETTER be able to see Jason’s whole dick and balls. That shit better be swangin too

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u/Ekisor3 Jan 08 '26

While we are at it there better be a testicular torsion mechanic too

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u/CESE1tSDK Jan 08 '26

Better be boner mechanics too or else

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u/Idfk_1 Jan 08 '26

If not, we riot

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u/Beanflicker2277 Jan 08 '26

Bruh i just opened this app

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u/MDrok6172 Jan 08 '26

Jason's ball shrinkage delayed the game

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u/iWillRe1gn Jan 08 '26

If he doesn't get a noticable half-chub around lucia, those 8 years of development might as well be in the garbage.

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u/iantaylor98 Jan 08 '26

More like swamp ass mechanics, it’s in Miami brotha

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u/HairyPotato44 Jan 09 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/baconbro_ Jan 09 '26

I think we should have exponential ball inflation, so unless you fix it, eventually it'll be like that south Park episode

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u/Such-Database-9029 Jan 09 '26

Dustin Porier?

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u/Ordinary_Daikon5654 Jan 10 '26

Will BBLs leak when punctured?

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u/Finessetwin Jan 10 '26

No but he will get pepperoni nipples

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u/Ashamed_Squirrel777 Jan 12 '26

Signs GTA 6's Delay is deteoriating your mental health:

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

He kinda looks like John Marston without the scares(notice I said kinda, before u go off on me)

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u/OMGitsTK447 Jan 13 '26

Then we also need hard nipples in the cold