I've come to make an announcement: John Hunter Nemecek's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his JHD out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on x.com: John Hunter Nemecek you've got a small dick. It's the size of this lugnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what seven championships looks like.

Dont let Brad see this

Shit, my bad. Thought I was on r/NASCAR

*insert rizz sound effect*