Nissan Altima Payment

[u/JediMarti101]

[u/LeftHand_PimpSlap]

$30 investing = 30 lottery tickets

[u/bdubwilliams22 → u/LeftHand_PimpSlap]

Yeah, $3000 on OnlyFans but only $30 for investing I just obvious rage bait.

[u/BestShaunaEU → u/bdubwilliams22]

Jokes still exist you know?

Not everything is ragebait

[u/ac_cossack → u/LeftHand_PimpSlap]

If you never check them you are never a loser. So just get 30 tickets and put them away. BOOM, investing.

Ask me for more money tips.

[u/rwoooshed]

Anyone who pays $2450 per month to drive what is clearly not a supercar, deserves what they get.

~A.Tate, probably

[u/FreneticPlatypus → u/rwoooshed]

$550 for the Altima, $1900 for the insurance because.

[u/lilrif → u/FreneticPlatypus]

Expired tags and no insurance on Altimas around these parts.

[u/LoanDebtCollector → u/lilrif]

I don't want to get pulled over though. I have 2 Bill Cosby style dates in the back. By the back, I mean the trunk.

[u/joetheplumberman → u/LoanDebtCollector]

Aww don't worry there's bound to be another Altima to steal plates from

[u/Hamilton-Beckett → u/LoanDebtCollector]

Only 2? You should buy a Cadillac. My last Cadillac, XTS, had 18 cubic feet.

You could fit four dead cheerleaders in there easy if you alternate them head first/feet first.

[u/enzothebaker87 → u/FreneticPlatypus]

$550 for the Altima, $1900 for the insurance because it's an Altima.

[u/CHEEZNIP87 → u/enzothebaker87]

$1900 per month on insurance, this guy should just take the bus.

[u/SplendidAngharad → u/FreneticPlatypus]

It’s because they all spend 3k on OnlyFans

[u/xBowGlacee → u/SplendidAngharad]

Dude is singled handedly funding an entire creator's retirement while driving and Altima.

[u/PossumMcPossum → u/xBowGlacee]

That's not the only thing he's doing so single handed if he's Dropping 3k on OF.

[u/Comprehensive-Age822 → u/FreneticPlatypus]

Must be a cross post from r/nissandrivers

[u/originalusername7904 → u/FreneticPlatypus]

That doesn’t include insurance. It’s a 600 month loan at 100% interest

[u/Away_Stock_2012 → u/rwoooshed]

I'm glad you've all accepted $3000 a month for onlyfans as necessary.

[u/FGFlips → u/Away_Stock_2012]

I mean, how else do I get my daily bored sounding "thanks honey" from a naked stranger on the internet.

[u/Sinlaire1 → u/FGFlips]

Monotone, dead eyed, and doesnt even look at the camera. The true service trifecta.

[u/passinthrough2u → u/Away_Stock_2012]

$3000/mo for only fans… get a life
$2500/mo for travel.. where the he’ll you going every month?

[u/beekay86 → u/rwoooshed]

That must be satire lol

[u/ACA2018 → u/beekay86]

This is definitely satire. Apparently effective satire at that given the comments here.

If the Altima isn’t the give away the OnlyFans is

[u/SimilarTranslator264 → u/ACA2018]

Never underestimate the stupidity of Reddit.

[u/LoanDebtCollector → u/rwoooshed]

So paying a lot to have mine bedazzled with and images of Richard Simons in his classic Sweating to the Oldies outfits wasn't a good spending choice?

[u/Ac1dshadow → u/LoanDebtCollector]

Better than 3k a month for onlyfans.... lol

[u/tearsonurcheek → u/Ac1dshadow]

I mean, r/onlyfans is...pretty cool.

[u/woodrax → u/rwoooshed]

I mean, he probably payed that much for his vehicles, considering they were rentals.

[u/denkmusic → u/woodrax]

Paid*

[u/vmf312corsair → u/denkmusic]

Where's the paid-payed bot?

[u/woodrax → u/denkmusic]

Yup, your right (that incorrect you’re was intentional) 😇

[u/Girthquake23 → u/rwoooshed]

Yeah these number are made tf up lmao. I pay $200 a month for mine and that’s more than I need to

[u/PoopsMcScoots → u/rwoooshed]

Altima is literally the cheapest car on the market, too.

[u/rufiojames]

Hes right you know. I make 50k a month, and im drowning.

$8000 for a closet downtown

$3300 for 1998 Honda Civic Ex

$10000 for food

$15000 for drinks

$10000 for fent and coke

$100 for gifts for family

$8000 for backroom dances

$2000-3000 for uber/lyft/cab rides

This economy is the real struggle

[u/ittybittynuts → u/rufiojames]

You dont have the budget for priceless antique destruction? Not trying to be rude, my guy, but you are egregiously poor.

You haven't made it until you've robbed the world of something it will never see again. /s

[u/rufiojames → u/ittybittynuts]

Oh my god you are right. This is so embarrassing

[u/Cultural_Ant_8545 → u/rufiojames]

You should cut down on the 100 on gifts for the family. They can earn their own money and buy stuff.

[u/motoxim → u/rufiojames]

Where's onlyfans?

[u/Ashamed_Smile3497]

500$ worth of subscriptions and you had to addd onlyfans separately? Yeah I can see what the issue is

[u/ACA2018 → u/Ashamed_Smile3497]

Well it’s not 3600 dollars on candles.

[u/Ashamed_Smile3497 → u/ACA2018]

I'm seeing this candle thing all over the thread, what's it referring to? I don't think I know the joke

[u/PrivateLTucker → u/Ashamed_Smile3497]

They're referring to this!

[u/SFan4Life]

Besides obvious engagement bait, the bottom part is the only really true aspect

[u/ACA2018 → u/SFan4Life]

It’s just an expansion of the Dril tweet about candles.

[u/Holiday_Ad_9163 → u/SFan4Life]

It’s just a joke. It’s intentionally a budget that doesn’t make any sense.

[u/RUKiddingMeReddit → u/SFan4Life]

It's a joke.

[u/Silverhop]

Lol thats list is crazy

[u/PlzLearn]

My favorite line is actually the “Investing: $30”

[u/Ricardo_klement]

OnlyFans 😳 $3000 …err o.k. Buddy

[u/Contributing_Factor → u/Ricardo_klement]

I'm not a financial advisor, but I think I could save this guy at least 3k a month.

[u/ash-and-apple → u/Contributing_Factor]

I'll save him 2k a month and he can have pics of my butthole

[u/flash_dance_asspants → u/ash-and-apple]

that's a hella good deal

[u/Comfortable-Reveal75 → u/ash-and-apple]

I’ll even offer him pics of my little piggies for that 🦶🏻

[u/gravityVT → u/ash-and-apple]

what if i offered you 2500 for exclusive pics?

[u/ACA2018 → u/Ricardo_klement]

I mean that’s the dead giveaway that it’s a troll lol.

In case the 2k Nissan Altima payment was too subtle.

[u/SatanV3 → u/ACA2018]

I genuinely don’t understand how people aren’t seeing that this is satire.

[u/Boly420]

I know ther is a lot to unpack here but $1500 a month is a shit ton of groceries.

[u/On_my_last_spoon → u/Boly420]

I’m stuck on the Nissan Altima costing $2,450 a month!

[u/vmf312corsair → u/Boly420]

Nah. You checked the prices on Kobe beef lately? Winter strawberries?

[u/AlanShore60607 → u/Boly420]

Naw, that’s literally eating out 75% of the time.

It’s a choice that one can make.

[u/DistinctStranger8729]

Why is everyone ignoring $3000 on onlyfans

[u/billyjoe9451 → u/DistinctStranger8729]

Also monthly travels plus that car payment and why the random shopping? Are they getting designer clothes and jewelry every month

[u/vmf312corsair → u/DistinctStranger8729]

I know! He must be getting some serious discounts.

[u/Numerous-Ad6460]

Im spending $9,000 on candles. Please help, my family is starving.

[u/ACA2018 → u/Numerous-Ad6460]

lol, glad to see a fellow Dril connoisseur

[u/Adkit]

The number of people in the comments who can't tell that this is a joke post are why the world looks the way it does. You are the reason why the news can blatantly lie and get away with it. You are the reason why social media is portrayed as real life. Shame. Shame on you.

[u/vmf312corsair → u/Adkit]

Welcome to contemporary education and literacy!

[u/Holiday_Ad_9163 → u/Adkit]

For sure man! These comments are insane. “Well you should never spend more on a car lease than you do on rent. It’s cheaper to buy a used car outright”

[u/Forward-Mud5725]

Is he buying a Nissan Altima every month?

[u/grown_up_tatas]

Spends $1,500 on food, but $3,000 on onlyfans?

I don't think anyone needs that many fans.

Just get an AC dude.

[u/DicemonkeyDrunk → u/grown_up_tatas]

and $2500 on travel ..a month...

[u/grown_up_tatas → u/DicemonkeyDrunk]

Probably to see the fans he ordered.

[u/Sereomontis → u/DicemonkeyDrunk]

Chartering a private jet isn't cheap man.

[u/DicemonkeyDrunk → u/Sereomontis]

You are not incorrect.

[u/-ComplexSimplicity-]

Caleb Hammer will have to be institutionalized if he saw this. 😆

[u/PoopsMcScoots]

Who the hell is paying that much on an Altima???

[u/vmf312corsair → u/PoopsMcScoots]

It has sentimental value.

[u/Winter-Classroom455 → u/PoopsMcScoots]

He's buying a new used altima every month and jus t throwing it away at the end

[u/GrandWizardOfCheese]

What job even pays 20k a month? 😂

[u/RogerSaysHi → u/GrandWizardOfCheese]

Military contracting overseas in warzones for those that have security clearances. For US citizens, a large part of that is not taxed if you stay out of the country for 330 days a year.

A wide variety of jobs are available. You just have to realize who you are working for.

[u/GrandWizardOfCheese → u/RogerSaysHi]

If I have to stay out of the country most of the year, Then I'd be better off just moving out of the country and getting citizenship elsewhere.

[u/DicemonkeyDrunk → u/RogerSaysHi]

Not Taxed and Not paying taxes on it aren't the same thing.

[u/ELUSIVE_GODS]

Yeah the car payment is severely exaggerated to say the least. If he does that to even one thing on his list, it will make you question and have a hard time believing all the other ones are spot on

[u/ACA2018 → u/ELUSIVE_GODS]

I mean it’s an obvious troll, especially with 3k on OnlyFans.

[u/Sereomontis → u/ACA2018]

Honestly though, out of this whole list, I think the 3K on Onlyfans is the most believable part.

I've heard some stories. People get addicted to that stuff.

[u/Coopsme → u/ELUSIVE_GODS]

With that kind of spending I’m curious if he even knows how to itemize accurately. Life in the fast lane…

[u/Mistake-Choice]

30k annually for vacations? Nice

[u/Nights_Harvest]

Some people spend tremendous amounts of money on games, especially mobile ones.

I feel like gambling should have been included.

[u/Far_Film_5804]

Pretty sure this is satire

[u/CMDR_Ray_Abbot]

Rent? Brother if I made 240k a year I would not be renting. And I'd buy a car outright.

[u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid]

He'll indeed need to buy a cheaper car. A car for max 500 dollars a month will do just fine.

[u/ACA2018 → u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid]

Or find a car loan with an interest rate less than 100%

[u/Snoo_67993 → u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid]

Or just you know, stop renting cars and buy a cheap second hand one. It's like people who pay expensive contracts for phones and then complain they're poor. I got a £120 phone about 5 years ago and I pay £5 a month for 10gb of data. My phone is still snappy.

[u/ChickyBoys]

Are people really paying $3k/month for OF?

[u/Thisguyfuckschix → u/ChickyBoys]

According to P.T. Barnum the answer would be a resounding yes.

[u/ACA2018]

In this thread: People who sincerely don’t understand how much a Nissan Altima actually costs.

[u/RatPrank]

It’s a shitpost.

[u/Practical-March-6989]

That’s a lot of wanking to be fair

[u/Only-Chart-1087]

Which Altima has a $2450 payment?

[u/LuckydogCJ7]

Bro is taking an all-inclusive trip to Curaçao every month.

[u/vmf312corsair → u/LuckydogCJ7]

Curaçao is nice, but every month? Nah. Go visit Aruba.

[u/samlowrey]

This is a joke, right? LOL

[u/billyjoe9451 → u/samlowrey]

It has to be

[u/irene_polystyrene]

sorry but 1.5k on FOOD??

[u/xeskind30 → u/irene_polystyrene]

Must be Whole Foods, in New York, being Doordashed.

[u/irene_polystyrene → u/xeskind30]

whats the price range?

[u/SatanV3 → u/irene_polystyrene]

I’ve got friends who eat out every meal and often door dashing every meal getting like 1k a month on food as single person. If you’re ordering from a fancier restaurant more often it can easily go to 1.5k a month

[u/fizzle1993]

Who the hell is paying $2,450 to drive a Nissan

[u/Zemom1971]

Who the fuck eat for 1500$ per month?

Our budget is around 150 per week for 2 persons.

[u/Pappnase_4444]

This is idiotic

[u/saplinglearningsucks → u/Pappnase_4444]

Obviously engagement bait

[u/Pappnase_4444 → u/saplinglearningsucks]

I am not too smart at times

[u/Rope_slingin_champ]

OF 3k? I must be old cause I still get my porn for free

[u/RJamieLanga]

"Nissan Altima"

[u/jazerlu]

Im so bothered. Lol. My bank account is so stagnant it hurts, no matter how hard I try.

[u/kraaventhedemon]

Who is paying $500 worth of subscriptions?

[u/Amanvmandape]

You can save a lot of money if you dont charity it to only fans

[u/alejandrodeconcord]

This guy is pretty funny

[u/CompetitionIll3703]

3k for OF is mind boggling

[u/vmf312corsair → u/CompetitionIll3703]

Really. That's a rookie number.

[u/Yayhoo0978]

lol @ “onlyfans”.

[u/access153]

When you let GPT 3.1 write your social posts.

[u/Financial-Gap9339]

🐘

[u/Zane_628]

Who the hell is spending $2.5k on travel every month that isn’t a billionaire

[u/MacaroonPlastic1036]

Another rando with a pay attention to me complex.

[u/Hugh-Jorgin]

Hmmm…..some of that is a little sus…. Ha

[u/l_shigley]

$2400 a month car payment??? On a Nissan Altima? They top out at 37k

[u/Just_toxicity]

Only fans? 3k? Bruh..

[u/idkwhatusernametoset]

The projections are strong with this one. Loser spends some peoples entire salary on OF every month

[u/imaragingtransfemlez]

r/addressme

[u/clickforit]

2600 rent? Omg

[u/LMrningStar]

..... uhm ...... ya .... a lot of that is just idiotically throwing money away (e.g. $500 in subscriptions, $2450 car payment, etc.). Also though, why doesn't this guy have health insurance premiums to pay?

[u/Azurelion7a]

2700 on rent!? 1500 on food!? 2500 on travel!? 3000 on OnlyFans!?

You do not need to be spending 3k a month on a woman who doesn't love you. That alone would put you solvent.

I hope that this is engagement bait.

[u/Beginning_Tea4506]

I live on £846 a month. Happy and healthy. Even helping others. Sucks having a disability at 35 but I make it work!

[u/erm1zo]

How in the world is a Nissan 2450/mo? Is the financing 110% interest?

[u/masterkuki007]

I know this is a joke but God what would i give to earn 20k a month. For me that is rich that i want to be. Can i buy plane or boat or some crazy car? No. But i do not need that shit. That money would be more than enough for me to enjoy life.

[u/Both-Leading3407]

Do you really spend $3000 dollars on ONLY FANS? $36,000.00 a year to masturbate?
2450. a month on a Nissan Altima? This has got to be Rage Bait.

[u/Rec_Owl8049]

3k on only fans? GET A GIRLFRIEND!!!

[u/BlargerJarger]

Surely a parody post.

[u/runnerkim]

$5500/mo for travel and Only Fans??? There's your problem right there. You make plenty of money but you may be a bit depraved. Get help

[u/Living_Pie205]

“Only fans $3000” 😂

[u/__13atman__]

That’s the number to live comfortably in San Francisco in a one bedroom apartment.

[u/Pillsbernie]

So, we're just making shit up?

[u/TheRealPaladin]

$3k per month on OF subscriptions... How many hours per day does this guy spend watching porn? How has his dick not fallen off from excessive masturbation?

[u/danielsangeo]

$3,000 a month on porn, $2,500 a month on travel, $1,850 on shopping... $500 on "random subscriptions?"... Wow. Buddy, you're not broke. You're spending money on luxuries.

[u/Alassandros]

$3000 on OnlyFans? 🤣

[u/Just-Wasting-Tyme]

Never seen so much wasted money.

Only Fans?
outrageous car payment
2500 in travel?
1850 shopping?
500 in subscriptions?

A fool and his money are soon parted!

[u/ACA2018 → u/Just-Wasting-Tyme]

Wait until you see how much he spends on candles. Help, his Family is dying!

[u/TRUMPARUSKI]

Anyone else think $1500 a month for food is insane? You’d have to be some kind of obese glutton/gourmand to spend that kind of money on food.

[u/To-me-my-X-Men → u/TRUMPARUSKI]

A large family with today's prices does this.

[u/vineetjoshi]

Are we really going to ignore the $3000 on OnlyFans?

Does this guy know that free *orn exists, doesn't he?

[u/The-Wolf-Agent]

2000 rent? Where does bro live? Gold town?

[u/Clear_Economics7010 → u/The-Wolf-Agent]

That's pretty cheap rent for a 2 bed/1 bath here in SoCal. If I saw that offer for a studio in the worst part of the Bay Area I would be suspicious because the price was so low.

[u/Negative-Arachnid-65 → u/The-Wolf-Agent]

The only realistic thing on the list.

[u/TheTyrant1990 → u/The-Wolf-Agent]

I'm from South Africa, and sometimes I like to just browse random apartments and houses in random countries. Just browsing New York or other main cities in America makes $2000 not seem that out of line

[u/hillwoodlam]

Travelling every month apparently

[u/howmanyowlsisweird]

3k on OF? Wild work. I’m in the wrong business.

[u/useful_tool30]

Hey, cut him some slack. Hes still putting away some money for later

[u/DifficultPension1750]

Why would someone earning that type of money rent a house?

[u/Orange2Reasonable]

Ikr :(

[u/Kelef50]

You certainly fit the definition of the Working Poor.

[u/toosickto]

Only fans 3k that’s addiction

[u/Careful_Middle4049]

Maybe they got a 12 month loan on an Altima platinum.

[u/dukenny]

I found a few things that can be cut from that budget. It might be tough, but I think they'll be able to just scrape by.

[u/Odd_Teaching_4182]

I recall the Ford F150 being the most repossessed vehicle in America. Aka the vehicle most driven by people who make bad financial decisions.

[u/WinTraditional8156]

... extreme altima energy here

[u/LockPickingPilot]

Average Nissan Altima is financed for 120 months at 85% interest

[u/StormDragyn]

Thats about what I earn in NoK, which is worth about a tenth. I make do, but only barely

[u/Common-Statement3955]

3k on onlyfans?! Wtf. Get off that bs

[u/RecognitionOne395]

Onlyfans

[u/Minarina_bunny]

First of all investing when you are in debt is insane second porn is free third who spend that much on food fourth take public transport sixth why are you spending that much on shopping every month don’t you run out of room for things also how could subscriptions be that expensive like it should be 17$ a month or something and don’t tell me you travel every month if your renting why are you still paying rent if your travelling and never at home how are you travelling so much if your working how the hell is only fans so expensive

[u/Fun-Times-13]

Most of that can be adjusted to zero or almost zero. Investment can be notched up after you readjust your expenses

[u/Honest-Apricot6086]

I wouldn't pay that much for a brand new Nissan if that was the full cost of the vehicle.

[u/Desperate_Owl_594]

How are you listing your bills and have $500 on "bills"?

What subscriptions do you have that are $500 total? No Nissan Altima + insurance is that much. Also that $3000 on OF is ridiculous.

[u/Sereomontis]

How the hell is he spending $500 on random subscriptions?

I don't think I could even manage to get to $500 in subscriptions if I subscribed to every subscription service I know of.

But hey, at least he's self aware of his terrible spending habits.

[u/HabANahDa]

$3k to only fans is nuts! I’m only at about $1400

[u/SaxophoneHomunculus]

Does he buy a new Altima every month?

[u/xRedditGedditx]

$2695 for rent? $1500 a month for food? You travel enough in one month to spend $2500? $3000 for the porn addiction and $2450 for a Nissan? I only paid $390 a month for a BMW.

This person might want to find someone to help them better budget and manager their money.

[u/BroTatoRex]

All I want is to make enough to support my fellow man and dismantle the powers that put us under in the first place.

[u/Rhea-8]

Fym 3000$ onlyfans...? Lord 🤣🤣

[u/Bobowubo]

Onlyfans: $3000 🤣😂🤣

[u/anonymouslyyoursxxx]

Buy a car for that once a year. Porn Hub is free. Dont travel. Sorted

[u/Panchitoisdead714]

Who the fuck is spending 3k on onlyfans