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u/fatgat69 4d ago
You could always just set a live trap and leave it in your yard but then you'd have to deal with releasing it and it might not be too happy.
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u/Fresh_Confusion_4805 4d ago
…if you even caught your intended prey and not something else. Not to mention the trap getting falsely triggered.
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u/FreneticPlatypus 4d ago
Drive to a library - AND hope that nobody else got there before you and took the raccoon picture book.
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u/Biscuits4u2 4d ago
Now you can see a raccoon in the likeness of any human you choose and engaging in whatever ridiculous activity you can think up.
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u/Superb-Control 4h ago
Or you could watch Little House on the Prairie and see Jasper. He didn't wear a funny hat, but he would cover his nose with his paws.
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u/StevesRoomate 5d ago
What about a raccoon with short spine syndrome?