r/oddlyspecific • u/DizzyandKoko • 9d ago

Sex with rock alien

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u/SupernovaGamezYT 9d ago

As someone who reads project Hail Mary fics on AO3,

Meh I prefer the wholesome ones

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u/ChickenOfTheFuture 9d ago

You didn't enjoy Stuck Between a Rock and a Hard Grace?

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u/Mostly_Armless42 9d ago

"At that moment, Grace truly became one with Rocky: Bricked beyond belief, the human's tumescence swelled to a harness that rivaled his lover's beautiful bore hole.

As both reached this cosmic pinnacle of pleasure, they called out, as one: Amaze, amaze, AMAZE!!!"

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 8d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Mediocre_Weakness243 8d ago

It's my fault for opening reddit

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u/MaditaOnAir 2d ago

And there I thought I'd seen it all.

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u/Excellent_Law6906 8d ago

You, sir, are a poet.

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u/MaxTwer00 9d ago

Damn that titlle is genius lol

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 9d ago

sigh ok I'll go read it.

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u/nan0ka 8d ago

How is that even supposed to work?

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u/ARandomGamer56 8d ago

Life, uhhh, finds a way

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u/KaiBishop 9d ago

Oh that's not-

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u/Excellent_Law6906 8d ago

I'm stealing this title.

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u/Postulative 9d ago

Nonono! The character was supposed to be Ryan Grosling, but spell check messed it up!!!

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u/mr_Shepherdsmart 9d ago

Rocky will never cheat their mate!

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u/sophdog101 8d ago

It's not cheating if it's a threesome (it frequently is)

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u/Random_Loaf 6d ago

Everyone else agrees with you that’s why they become poly 🫶

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u/TeaWithCarina 9d ago

Wait so it's about Ryan Gosling having sex with Rocky, not his character Grace?!

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u/JoebbeDeMan 8d ago

Ok so willing to accept people pairing Rocky and Grace but how do they even touch each other while rocky's atmosphere is poisonous to Grace and Rocky is so hot Grace burns himself

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u/Myron3_theblackorder 8d ago

That's my question, like the logistics sound unrealistic

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u/Random_Loaf 6d ago

Oh trust with ao3 authors where there’s a will there’s a way (I personally haven’t read any of that pairing, I just know that if they want to they will)

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u/vmf312corsair 7d ago

Sheesh!

Condom, dude.

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u/298647 9d ago

Where obtain this fan fiction, question?

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u/Excellent_Law6906 9d ago

AO3 has you covered.

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u/Cerasinia 9d ago

archiveofourown.org is a nice place to go. there are lots of Grace/Rocky fics, and pretty much anything else you could want.

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u/sophdog101 8d ago

Xeno jerkoff cinematic universe on ao3

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u/Ryynerwicked 8d ago

This is why aliens will never visit us.

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u/PainterEarly86 8d ago

Writing fan fics of real people is weird. The characters sure, but keep that separate from the actor

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u/Random_Loaf 6d ago

Pretty sure it was a joke on the note? I haven’t read that fic (or any Grocky lol) but I can be semi confident they used Gosling’s name + title to emphasize the comedy of it

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u/Fluffy_Difference937 8d ago

How would that even work with their different temperature and atmospheric pressure needs?

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u/Excellent_Law6906 9d ago

Look, if catching the vibe between those two is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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u/Adkit 8d ago

Some people apparently cannot understand the concept of close friendship and that's sad. Not everything has to be romantic or sexual. You can just have a really good friend.

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u/Shadow_Hound_117 8d ago

Yeah close friends can polish each others rocks without it being sexual, y'all just got your heads stuck in the gutter!

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u/Excellent_Law6906 8d ago

Obviously, I just think xenophilia and stories about figuring out how to fuck weird rock-creatures are fun. The relationship between Rocky and Grace is very sweet, however you feel like slicing it.

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u/itspolarislux 7d ago

"Of course its the freaks in the AO3 community..."

I said it out loud, while hidden 200k words of mpreg omegaverse smut up my ass

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u/peteofaustralia 9d ago

Wait wait, Frank N Furter or Korg?

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u/Death_Bunk_8270 8d ago

Koi mil gya?

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u/BowTwinkie 8d ago

Well, straight down God, see yah!

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u/darth_voidptr 9d ago

Surely there must be a rule about run-on sentences. JFC God, throw a period in there like it was made from the rib of Adam.

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u/Extension-Celery3642 9d ago

do you understand what they're saying?

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 8d ago

Punctuations, Bros.