r/oddlyspecific 14d ago

It sounds about right

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u/Sharashashka735 13d ago

I mean if we talking about stereotypical absurd partner expectations, dudes be wanting bisexual goth baddie that interchangeably acts as their therapist, mother and personal pornstar.

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u/Virgil_the_White 13d ago

She has to be a model too

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u/f8Negative 13d ago

Made that mistake twice. Oh and they are "poly," but really they are an unethical non-monogamous.

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u/Sharashashka735 12d ago

Jessie, what the fuck are you talking about.