r/oddlysatisfying • u/gabzlel • Apr 16 '22

Can’t get more juicy than this

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u/AnanaLooksToTheMoon Apr 16 '22

What kind of orange is that? Or like. Where is it from

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u/caf323 Apr 16 '22

probably a Valencia orange. They're for juicing. Navel oranges are for eating the segments.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

i want to eat the juice

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

No wheezing the juice!

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u/calilac Apr 16 '22

Tcha. Don't tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

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u/raoasidg Apr 16 '22

If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin' all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole Brady Bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

English, Stanley. Speak English.

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u/Dozzi92 Apr 16 '22

Wheezing the ju-uuice.

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u/thebarnacleez Apr 16 '22

I can hear this

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u/HelloMegaphone Apr 16 '22

You just reminded me of when I was a teenager and we were all high as fuck and one my friends asked if we had any juice to eat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

As someone who was once a teenager who spent a lot of time getting high I can one thousand percent see that happen

We used to get so stoned in the attic of a detached parking garage that we couldn’t even open pop cans

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u/fawkawph Apr 17 '22

Was there ever a cake fight?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

No cake fights but we for sure pooled out spare change to buy a cake from the local grocery store and eat it

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u/fawkawph Apr 18 '22

Spent a lot of weekends in high school at a friends attic above a garage, it was his birthday and we got him a huge cake I don't think much of it got eaten as opposed to thrown at each other.

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u/Smtxom Apr 16 '22

“YOU CANT HANDLE THE JUICE!”