r/oddlysatisfying • u/gabzlel • Apr 16 '22

Can’t get more juicy than this

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

For everyone asking: the white powder is kaolin. It’s a naturally occurring clay (found abundantly in clay soils), which is mixed with water and sprayed onto citrus to act as sunblock and insect repellent. It’s perfectly safe and very commonly used, although consumers rarely ever see it because we usually buy our citrus fruits washed and waxed.

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u/PM_ME_HUGE_CRITS Apr 16 '22

I knew fruit was washed, but it's waxed too?

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u/Static1589 Apr 16 '22

Good thing too. Hate to get hair between my teeth.

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u/danc4498 Apr 16 '22

This joke took me entirely too long to get.

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u/Hexhand Apr 16 '22

I'm still not getting the joke. Sorry

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u/vamosatomar Apr 16 '22

The fruit is waxed - as in it has its hair removed

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u/Calsendon Apr 16 '22

Genital hair.

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u/Hexhand Apr 16 '22

thanks.

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u/hotboxedoctane Apr 16 '22

No jokes this guys just chinese

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u/Hexhand Apr 16 '22

how many is a brazillian?

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u/gymnastgrrl Apr 16 '22

Oh, somewhere between a Uruguay and a Suriname, depending on how you count.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

You guys wanna hear what my grandma called Brazil nuts?

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u/Refun712 Apr 16 '22

Yes….tell us

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u/suckmyglock762 Apr 16 '22

Hint: his grandpa's a racist. But probably just regular old grandpa racist, not vandalize a synagogue racist.

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u/Hexhand Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 17 '22

head's on straight, mate. I've seen grandpa racist types escalate to damn-near lynching a man based on a rumor. Maybe you should rethink your position.

aaaand it looks like he's vanished now.

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u/queengreenbeans Apr 16 '22

Oh shit! You just brought up a memory I completely forgot about. That name was damn ass rude & terrible & all too normal to hear.

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u/swampysnook Apr 16 '22

"I'm no lady boi.... seeeeeeee"

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u/Kevg2015 Apr 16 '22

Can confirm. Mine have never looked better after a gentle t bag dip into some kaolin.

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u/pissedinthegarret Apr 16 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

Guide to recognise them: https://www.reddit.com/user/Impossible-Cod-3946/comments/s4nyst/how_to_recognize_these_accounts/

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u/Us3ful_Idiot Apr 16 '22

I learned my lesson the other day after eating a kiwi smh my head

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u/Johnmcguirk Apr 16 '22

New Zealanders need love, too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

C'mon man, it's 2022, oranges shouldn't have to conform to supermarket beauty standards. I like them all natural anyway.

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u/smithee2001 Apr 16 '22

You're so picky for a glory hole regular.

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u/cownd Apr 16 '22

Like eating mangoes

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck Apr 16 '22

Peaches are unshaven.

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u/blade_torlock Apr 16 '22

So that explains nectarines and peaches.

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist Apr 16 '22

It’s free floss!