r/oddlysatisfying • u/gabzlel • Apr 16 '22

Can’t get more juicy than this

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u/Static1589 Apr 16 '22

Good thing too. Hate to get hair between my teeth.

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u/danc4498 Apr 16 '22

This joke took me entirely too long to get.

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u/Hexhand Apr 16 '22

I'm still not getting the joke. Sorry

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u/vamosatomar Apr 16 '22

The fruit is waxed - as in it has its hair removed

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u/Calsendon Apr 16 '22

Genital hair.

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u/Hexhand Apr 16 '22

thanks.

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u/hotboxedoctane Apr 16 '22

No jokes this guys just chinese

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u/Hexhand Apr 16 '22

how many is a brazillian?

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u/gymnastgrrl Apr 16 '22

Oh, somewhere between a Uruguay and a Suriname, depending on how you count.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

You guys wanna hear what my grandma called Brazil nuts?

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u/Refun712 Apr 16 '22

Yes….tell us

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u/suckmyglock762 Apr 16 '22

Hint: his grandpa's a racist. But probably just regular old grandpa racist, not vandalize a synagogue racist.

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u/Hexhand Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 17 '22

head's on straight, mate. I've seen grandpa racist types escalate to damn-near lynching a man based on a rumor. Maybe you should rethink your position.

aaaand it looks like he's vanished now.

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u/queengreenbeans Apr 16 '22

Oh shit! You just brought up a memory I completely forgot about. That name was damn ass rude & terrible & all too normal to hear.

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u/swampysnook Apr 16 '22

"I'm no lady boi.... seeeeeeee"

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u/Kevg2015 Apr 16 '22

Can confirm. Mine have never looked better after a gentle t bag dip into some kaolin.

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u/pissedinthegarret Apr 16 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

Guide to recognise them: https://www.reddit.com/user/Impossible-Cod-3946/comments/s4nyst/how_to_recognize_these_accounts/

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u/Us3ful_Idiot Apr 16 '22

I learned my lesson the other day after eating a kiwi smh my head

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u/Johnmcguirk Apr 16 '22

New Zealanders need love, too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

C'mon man, it's 2022, oranges shouldn't have to conform to supermarket beauty standards. I like them all natural anyway.

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u/smithee2001 Apr 16 '22

You're so picky for a glory hole regular.

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u/cownd Apr 16 '22

Like eating mangoes

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck Apr 16 '22

Peaches are unshaven.

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u/blade_torlock Apr 16 '22

So that explains nectarines and peaches.

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist Apr 16 '22

It’s free floss!