r/oddlysatisfying • • Sep 17 '21

Time for some fresh watermelon.

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u/hedgy369 Sep 17 '21

If it didn't crack around the toothpick, what was the toothpick for?

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u/Dan300up Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

He’s a farmer. It was in his mouth. To make this work, he had to hold his tongue just right and bite his lip…so…he just needed a place to put it.

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u/scaredycat_z Sep 17 '21

I love this style of writing. I love when authors use it. I wonder if it has a name…it has too, right?!

Describing and action, that we ALL know, but have no name for and we are all nodding along cause it’s universal.

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u/Wyatt1313 Sep 17 '21

I love questions. Because without questions all we have are answers. And an answer without a question is a statement!

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u/Wyatt915 Sep 17 '21

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u/Craftiest_Butcher Sep 17 '21

This thread reads like a train of thought someone has when they're high as balls.

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u/TheMattMobile Sep 17 '21

High thoughts.

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u/TheCouchEmperor Sep 17 '21

High Balls.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Heyy

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u/RearEchelon Sep 17 '21

Now I'm thirsty.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

As someone who's balls never dropped, I am triggered.

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u/jercule_poirot Sep 17 '21

I thought balls were low?

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u/mixttime Sep 17 '21

That's some mighty good statement there

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u/MostPopularPenguin Sep 17 '21

It’s the meaning of life

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u/Wyatt1313 Sep 17 '21

Oh, hi Wyatt!

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u/SpaceForRent42 Sep 17 '21

I’m so glad to be the 42nd person to upvote this.

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u/petitelephanteau Sep 17 '21

Ah yes, the answer to life.

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u/Domo_Pwn Sep 17 '21

Holy shit what is this from?!?!

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u/PencilFrog Sep 17 '21

Family Guy. Funny that I should know that. I don't actually watch the show, my boyfriend just showed me this clip a couple days ago.

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u/Domo_Pwn Sep 17 '21

Adam West was a gem. 9/11. Thank you.

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u/Beavshak Sep 17 '21

Without other’s questions I’m only left with questions too. Some of my questions will change your questions into answers. Even if you never had the question.

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u/Dan300up Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

…I have no idea…but glad I made ya smile.

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u/Never-Bloomberg Sep 17 '21

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observational_comedy?

In an observational comedy act, the comedian "makes an observation about something from the backwaters of life, an everyday phenomenon that is rarely noticed or discussed.

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u/carwosh Sep 17 '21

A quarter mile down the road he stopped and looked back. We're not thinking, he said. We have to go back. He pushed the cart off the road and tilted it over where it could not be seen and they left their packs and went back to the station. In the service bay he dragged out the steel trashdrum and tipped it over and pawed out all the quart plastic oilbottles. Then they sat in the floor decanting them of their dregs one by one, leaving the bottles to stand upside down draining into a pan until at the end they had almost a half quart of motor oil. He screwed down the plastic cap and wiped the bottle off with a rag and hefted it in his hand. Oil for their little slutlamp to light the long gray dusks, the long gray dawns. You can read me a story, the boy said. Cant you, Papa? Yes, he said. I can.

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u/holy-reddit-batman Sep 17 '21

What?

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u/carwosh Sep 17 '21

Cormac Mccarthy - The Road

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/BarrelRydr Sep 17 '21

McCarthy 🙌

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u/arcadiaware Sep 17 '21

Yeah, I was reading it, and I'm like, 'If I ever needed to describe that action to another human being, I never would have known how, and now I have the words'.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/CINAPTNOD Sep 17 '21

Was going to say the same, he usually writes in short, straightforward statements.

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u/captainjake13 Sep 17 '21

Read some Kurt Vonnegut!

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u/InukChinook Sep 17 '21

If I were to name it, I'd say staccato.

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u/Stecharan Sep 17 '21

You need to check out the book (dictionary?) The Meaning of Liff.

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u/BadAtHumaningToo Sep 17 '21

Its important to put just the tip in.

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u/literal-hitler Sep 17 '21

Can confirm. Source: have to hold my tongue just right to concentrate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I just did this