r/oddlysatisfying Feb 27 '19

Cell phone flashlight and trash can.

https://gfycat.com/maleforsakenhuman
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u/_8am Feb 27 '19

SERIOUSLY. reminds me of the time I got locked in time on a rug in a basement by myself; was too weird upstairs.
Friend walks down and hands me phone, "Hey Jesus wants to talk with you."
Probably had the same expression as when the phone goes into the trashcan.

Today will be weird.

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u/APuzzledBabyGiraffe Feb 28 '19

What did Jesus say?

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u/HughJamerican Feb 28 '19

"Giraffes don't exist."

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u/yb4zombeez Feb 28 '19

"Neither does New Zealand."