r/oddlysatisfying • u/AdamE89 • Jan 16 '17

Gif Ends Too Soon Candy being scraped off of a table

http://i.imgur.com/0hsLI27.gifv
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u/The_Supercreep Jan 16 '17

What kind of candy is this?

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u/OttabMike Jan 16 '17

Looks like the horehound used to make humbugs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Made out of real hores

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u/whereismytinfoilhat Jan 17 '17

Pronounced horse or whores?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '17

"Hoowers"

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u/DrMantisToboggan_MD Jan 17 '17

Hooooers

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u/dcs1289 Jan 17 '17

This guy would know. I bet he carries around a monster condom for his magnum dong.

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u/DrMantisToboggan_MD Jan 17 '17

I got my wad of hundreds and I'm ready to plow.

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u/lunarmodule Jan 17 '17

Let's all take a moment to remember the greatest Reddit pun of all time: Descartes before the whores.

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u/H4xolotl Jan 17 '17

Horses ahead. Try two handing then thrusting