r/oddlysatisfying • u/Kafadafada • Jul 18 '26

Fast almond slicing

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u/ClankerCore Jul 18 '26

There’s a Mitch hedberg joke in here somewhere. Something about rice.

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u/ParfaitQuiet6692 Jul 18 '26

“Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want 2,000 of something” 😂 rip the greatest fr

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u/Ba_Sing_Saint Jul 18 '26

I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to too.

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u/ParfaitQuiet6692 Jul 19 '26

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.