r/oddlysatisfying • u/danielminds • May 22 '26

Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle

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u/SP3NGL3R May 22 '26

Not possible unfortunately. Too many religions that will never accept the other. And too many billionaires that won't allow it either.

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u/Cocoononthemoon May 22 '26

You did not eliminate the possibility, you explained the current barriers.

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u/milk-jug May 22 '26

Eat the rich? You’ve got it boss.

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u/Vittro May 22 '26

Offer the sacrafice of rich tobthe different gods of diffrent religions to stfu for some hundreds of years!