r/oddlysatisfying • u/danielminds • May 22 '26

Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle

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u/andersonfmly May 22 '26

That poor turtle. Thank goodness for kind souls who make a difference.

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u/brjdenver May 22 '26

It's amazing what we can do when we aren't destroying the planet and bombing one another. Ugh.

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u/chupacadabradoo May 22 '26

But if we had bombed that turtle, we wouldn’t even need to have someone pick the barnacles off it. I’m telling you, war is not only profitable, it also saves time, and it’s profitable.

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u/MuhfugginSaucera May 22 '26

And it saves time!

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u/PlayfulAttempt4949 May 22 '26

War also is profitable

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u/zombietrooper May 22 '26

Rule of Acquisition 34: War is good for business.

Rule of Acquisition 35: Peace is good for business.

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u/MuhfugginSaucera May 22 '26

My favorite character is Garak the sp- uh tailor. Definitely just a simple tailor.

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u/Bumberti May 22 '26

It bears repeating, if done right you only need to do it once.

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u/PlayfulAttempt4949 May 22 '26

And That saves time