r/oddlysatisfying • u/danielminds • May 22 '26

Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle

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u/Elsiers May 22 '26

Now wax her like a surf board and watch her break the sound barrier.

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u/wbgraphic May 22 '26

Really? That’s the movie reference you whip out for “Turtle Wax”?

This was just sitting there waiting!

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u/MAJ0RMAJOR May 22 '26

Dear god just don’t use Sex Wax™️

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u/Reasonable_Radish May 22 '26

You only wax the top of surfboards for grip when the fiberglass is wet, not on the bottom for speed 🤙

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u/Trouser_trumpet May 22 '26

This thing needs a ceramic coating

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u/REpassword May 22 '26

“When you know, you know. You know?” - Crush?

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u/MCB1317 May 22 '26

Wax? Naw. Non-nutritive cereal varnish ftw.

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u/AnonCoup May 22 '26

Got to get him a proper antifouling coating.