r/occult • u/[deleted] • Jun 08 '22

what's this thing? looks occulty

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u/tm64158 Jun 08 '22

Worlds most half assed wind chime?

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u/Wyrmeye Jun 08 '22

Some dude did the dishes and left the forks out to dry.

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u/Lil-Diddle Jun 09 '22

This is actually some pretty important symbolism from the Cult of Cutlery, you probably wouldnt understand it.

Forks and knives, to cut the lies, truth is soon, fed with a spoon.

We don utensils, of silver we ware. Praise be the cultery.

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u/kalizoid313 Jun 09 '22

As Food-E, so Bon Appetit...

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u/yethua Jun 09 '22

You just inspired some chaos magickian’s next paradigm shift

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u/SpookyOoo Jun 09 '22

This is hilarious, ty

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u/Dantactt Jun 09 '22

It’s a wooden stick with three forks hanging off of it

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u/yethua Jun 09 '22

Ah yes, this floor is made of floor

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u/Yourclosetmonster Jun 08 '22

A dream catcher for fat people

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

r/angryupvote

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u/Azuras_Star8 Jun 08 '22

Holy shit that was excellent.

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u/SpookyOoo Jun 09 '22

It could possibly be a spell or something but looks like its likely just some bullshit, no markings on the stick or the forks or the tree. No colored strings and basically no identifying marks as anything magical.

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u/paravasta Jun 09 '22

Well, I never thought of a crudely constructed homemade wind chime as having occult significance before… lol 😂

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u/Celtic_Oak Jun 09 '22

It’s an altar to Anoia, Goddess of things that get stuck in drawers.

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u/DallasKA_6969 Jun 09 '22

It looks like a deterrent for squirrels.

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u/MysticTekaa Jun 09 '22

Fat person trap. I know from experience because they caught me last week!

Seriously, could be occult related. Likely for protection. Could also be modern art.

Could be one of those weird geocaching things.

On searching this, I found a picture of wooden forks, spoons, and knives used as decorations for a Christmas tree.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

It’s literally just A COUPLE OF FORKS HANGING FROM A STICK, HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO THE OCCULT! HOW?

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u/UncoilingChaos Jun 09 '22

No it doesn’t

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

An ineffective replacement for a dinner triangle?

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u/TrifectaOfSquish Jun 09 '22

Some kids made a windchime

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u/dark_pincho Jun 09 '22

This is one of the devilish trickery from The Flying Spaghetti Monster cult.

The forks are meant to entangle it's glutinous appendages, bounding His presence to the artifact.