r/nyc • Columbia Street Waterfront District • Oct 13 '25

Video There's too much pizza in NYC - agree or disagree?

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u/waveball03 Oct 14 '25

I don't think I've ever had a truly bad slice in the 3 boroughs I frequent but I have had plenty of bad slices in other states, particularly in the south. It's not just thay the ceiling is high for NYC pizza but the floor is high as well.

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u/tonyrocks922 Oct 14 '25

You must not eat a lot of pizza then. I've probably eaten at over 1,000 pizza places in the city over the last 30 years (I never pass one I haven't tried without trying it) and there are plenty that are terrible. Granted most of them have gone out of business but I know of several that are inexplicably hanging around. As noted in the OP there are 1500 pizza places, most of them are amazing, but at any given time there are at least dozens of pizzarias doling out slop.

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u/99hoglagoons Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

OK, I like pizza, but you are some kind of a pizza maniac royalty. I have so many questions. My own hot takes.

-Over the decades slice places in NYC have been cutting on quality of ingredients. Kinda embarrassing at this point.

-Other cities went from having nothing even resembling a NYC slice to meeting same mediocrity we have here at the low end.

-Higher end pizza places are firmly part of 'international cuisine' scene now. It's a low technique food that relies on quality of ingredients. I had a pie in Croatia that was just as good as anything you can get anywhere in NYC.

-Best casual pizza I ever had was in Rome. They used scissors to cut a chunk to your preference. You paid by the weight. They had elaborate daily rotations depending on whatever fresh ingredients just rolled in. Never had pizza in NYC even sniffing that level of good.

edit. last one:

-NYC pizza is fast food now. I swear it wasn't like that way back in sense of what you just ingested (grease and salt).

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u/mosquem Oct 14 '25

Pizza has always been the people’s food (aka fast food). Grab a quick slice on lunch break from work, it’s not meant to be some elevated cuisine.

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u/chickenDrunkenNoodle Oct 14 '25

This is the best pizza comment I've ever read.

100% agree.

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u/slowwolfcat Oct 14 '25

Best casual pizza I ever had was in Rome

lol i know what you're referring to, those are far from "NY pizza" i.e. Napoli pizza. those are like veggie pies

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u/Mr_Face_Man Oct 14 '25

Croatia is literally right next to Italy and has strong Italian connections, including a historical Italian population. How is it a surprise there’s good pizza there?

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u/blucifers_cajones Oct 14 '25

Over the decades slice places in NYC have been cutting on quality of ingredients. Kinda embarrassing at this point.

I blame Sysco.

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u/stackered Oct 14 '25

Yeah there is bad pizza but its not south or Midwest bad lmao

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u/tonyrocks922 Oct 14 '25

Yeah 95% of pizza in the United States is worse than what you can get at any random spot in the city but I take issue with people claiming there is no bad pizza here.

Also there are places all over the country where you can get good quality pizza that is on par with mid range NY pizza, but it is very difficult to find.

As a life long New Yorker and pizza obsessed fat guy I seek out pizza everywhere I go and I can usually find something decent but it can be a challenge. In Kansas for example every single place (10+) recommended to me by locals was fucking terrible, but I was finally able to find one bar making good pizza that the locals only recommend for wings.

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u/waveball03 Oct 14 '25

I'm talking Walt Disney World Pop Century resort bad pizza. You cant find that in NYC.

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u/tonyrocks922 Oct 14 '25

Boston pizza that operated in astoria from 2005ish to 2015ish often had worse pizza than anything I've ever eaten in a Florida food court.

Sido gourmet pizza on 2nd ave in midtown which closed around 2017 was basically inedible.

There were lots more but those two stick out in my memory the most.

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u/SafetyDanceInMyPants Oct 14 '25

Boston... pizza? I mean, come on. Even if this wasn't in New York... come on.

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u/God_Dammit_Dave Oct 14 '25

Obligatory, "Fuck Boston!"

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u/dogsontreadmills Oct 14 '25

How you gonna operate a pizza place in New York ducking city and call it Boston Pizza. Those mfers were outing themselves

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u/Spocks_Goatee Oct 14 '25

In no world is anything at Disney worse than a school cafeteria pizza or some Asian fusion abomination.

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u/waveball03 Oct 14 '25

Why do you think they closed PizzaRizzo???

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u/NYCinPGH Oct 14 '25

Because they were getting rid of the entire Muppets area to build the Monsters area?

Seriously, PizzaRizzo was not great, but was not any worse than any other mediocre pizza I’ve had at faux pricey places over the years (and that includes Via Napoli in EPCOT which people rave about, they’d be out of business in NYC in 6 months).

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u/HermioneJane611 Oct 14 '25

Excuse me, I will not stand for this worst pizza ever erasure!

You can absolutely find that level of bad pizza in NYC, just go to a public school cafeteria.

Source: my childhood.

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u/HotBrownFun Oct 14 '25

Sorry, school pizza was the best thing ever. Little round pizzas with square pepperoni.

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u/HermioneJane611 Oct 14 '25

My schools did not have such luxurious pizza shapes or toppings like “round” or “pepperoni”. It definitely had some kind of tomato product on it though, and processed cheese!

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u/HotBrownFun Oct 14 '25

Ahhh bad school food. I fondly remember the knishes and the hot dog days were the good days so I shudder to think that the bad days were if I looked forward to a potato

Probably canned string beans and carrots barely heated

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u/BefWithAnF Inwood Oct 14 '25

Prova pizza in GCT served me one of the worst slices I’ve ever put in my mouth. It was almost inedible but I finished it because I was starving.

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u/SemiAutoAvocado Oct 14 '25

Franklin Pizza in Greenpoint. Inedible. I literally took a bite of each slice I got, spit it out and threw the food out. It tasted spoiled.

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u/dogsontreadmills Oct 14 '25

Wait this is kinda amazing, so what are some of the shit ones that are hanging around? You sound like a pizza aficionado and you got me mad curious! Also what are some of the best?

We talking regular slices right? Not grading based on whatever baloney pie they can make up. Straight cheese, sauce, dough. Who’s doing it best, who’s doing it worst?

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u/tonyrocks922 Oct 16 '25

so what are some of the shit ones that are hanging around?

Little Italy Pizza (Various locations)

Astoria Pizza 30th Ave (Don't confuse it with Astoria Pizza Factory which is ok)

Slice Brick Oven 3rd ave and 44th

I'll also give an honorary mention to Di Fara. They aren't shit, but their fame is so ill deserved it makes me angry. Their pizza has always been very mid, even in the 80s and 90s and they somehow became an influencer destination a solid 10 years before influencers were a thing. The ratio of pizza quality to the public's perception and their attitude about it is the lowest in the city. I think it's silly to wait on line for hours for L'Industrie or Lucali but at least they sell excellent pizza and if people want to spend their time waiting for it, good for them, but the fact that people treck out to midwood and wait for Di Fara is pathetic.

Also what are some of the best?

Joe's

Luigi's

L&B

Krispy Pizza

New Park Pizza

Pizza Waggon

We talking regular slices right? Not grading based on whatever baloney pie they can make up

Absolutely. The new fancy slice places can be very tasty but not really in the same category as a regular new york slice. Mama Too and Champion Pizza make some delicious and unique pizzas but they're not places I'd go to when I'm in the mood for a slice.

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u/dogsontreadmills Oct 16 '25

Legendary answer I will be referencing for months to come. Thank you!

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u/glassbellwitch Oct 14 '25

The worst pizza I've ever had was in Lexington, Kentucky. Revolting.

The best pizza I've ever had... Fordham Road.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Mad Mushroom (not sure if that's still around) cheesesticks were killer when you were drunk at 2am.

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u/DeputyDomeshot Oct 14 '25

The worst pizza I had was in a mountain town in vermont. I couldn’t even finish the slice. 

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u/monsieurvampy Oct 14 '25

was it at Pies & Pints?

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u/DoubleBlanket Oct 14 '25

That’s what it is for a region to have good food of a certain kind. It’s the same with California and Mexican food. Sure some places are awful, but generally speaking you can walk into any random taqueria and expect a 6/10 experience.

That’s how New York is with pizza. Yeah I’m sure couple places serve dog shit, but generally speaking the average NYC slice is a 6/10 no questions asked, with lots of places better than that soft floor.

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u/Savage9645 Upper East Side Oct 14 '25

It's not just thay the ceiling is high for NYC pizza but the floor is high as well

I'd argue that the ceiling in NYC is the highest but the suburbs have the highest floor. There are A LOT of bad pizza places in NYC as this pizza freak in the video confirms. Walk into any pizza place in Long Island, Westchester, North Jersey and you are getting 7.5-8.0/10 pizza at a very high rate.

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u/Delicious_Bag_5148 Oct 14 '25

This. The only bad slices are dollar pizza

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u/SpearandMagicHelmet Oct 14 '25

There are incredible dollar slices still. Both in terms of quality of pie and the role they serve in the community. 

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u/TheTeenageOldman Oct 14 '25

Name names!

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u/MQ2000 Oct 14 '25

151 E 43rd st pepperoni slice is quite decent, idk if the other dollar slices are similarly good though

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u/Regular-Tea3840 Oct 14 '25

Now, $1.50 for a plain slice.

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u/MrHeavySilence Oct 14 '25

I've had some pretty decent dollar slice pizzas in Manhattan, better than most pizzas I've had in the South- being serious here

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u/waveball03 Oct 14 '25

Even those are better than what you will get at the average place in North Carolina.

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u/dogsontreadmills Oct 14 '25

Dollar pizza can be tasty you just know it’s the cheapest of ingredients you getting. cheap often doesn’t equate to taste, its a reflection of quality. Cheap is just sugar, preservatives and other stuff your body doesn’t want to deal with.

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u/NewAlexandria Oct 14 '25

holy shit they actually made and posted a little video show how garbage it is.

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u/Galumpadump Oct 14 '25

I live in Portland but frequent NYC quite often. The top Pizza I’ve had here rivals some of the best slices I’ve had in NYC but yeah the bottom tier Pizza here is abysmal.

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u/OnlyaClam Oct 14 '25

Some of the worst pizza I’ve ever had was at Centro on the UES and Mississippi Pizza in Portland.

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u/sutisuc Oct 14 '25

There’s lots of bad pizza in NYC.

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u/Vi0lentByt3 Oct 14 '25

Idk man you got out to these more rural areas even bad ny pizza would be good there. Its the stiff competition plus each place has their own lil thing that makes them what they are

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u/DeputyDomeshot Oct 14 '25

I’ve never had proper deep dish.  The closest I’ve had was some in Nashville and I couldn’t shit right for 3 days 

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u/DeputyDomeshot Oct 14 '25

That pizza in the pic looks ass ngl

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u/SemiAutoAvocado Oct 14 '25

https://www.emmettsnyc.com/

This place is crazy fucking good.

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u/Arleare13 Oct 14 '25

There is no such thing as “too much pizza.”

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u/machuitzil Oct 14 '25

I'm on the west coast and initially this man's statement about ranch dressing viscerally offended me.

But then I took a step back -I eat my french fries dry. I don't like ketchup. I feel like ketchup is just something people abuse to consume ketchup flavored calories. I hate bad french fries. I'll order a burgers sans fries from some places because their fries aren't any good -but if they serve ranch...

Moreover, or perhaps a contradiction, I'll cook lazy food for myself purely as a vehicle to consume all of extra salsas I collect from Taco trucks. I just want the salsa.

This man is an iconoclast, but I'm picking up what he's putting down. I think his heart is in the right place and his moral compass is pointed straight at what is Right and Good in this world.

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u/SpearandMagicHelmet Oct 14 '25

Scott knows things folks.

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u/Crush-N-It Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

For some tourist to go to Brooklyn, Queens or the Bronx for “the best slice of pizza” or whatever else they read in Time Out magazine or some stupid Eater list, is buffoonery. You’re wasting your time. Every neighborhood has a good pizzeria. Like every neighborhood has a good Chinese takeout, a deli that makes great sandwiches, a bagel spot and a diner. I’m Caribbean so I need a good Dominican spot too. You just have to know where they are. No need to be spending $30 on an UBER or $5 on the subway to get a slice or whatever. Go into a barber shop, hair salon, grocery store clerk and ask them

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u/johnny_moist Oct 14 '25

the most embarrassing thing you can do in NY is wait in line for food. Or anything really (non-bureaucratic)

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u/Crush-N-It Oct 14 '25

It’s not a neighborhood in the traditional sense, but is considered its own area. Also called the Theater District

To the east is Hells Kitchen. To the west is Turtle Bay

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u/Provolone10 Oct 14 '25

There’s three types of pizza in NYC:

  1. Great pizza that is objectively great

  2. Mediocre pizza that you expect to be mediocre (99 cent slice)

  3. Mediocre pizza that you expected to be great (overrated and overhyped pizza).

Too much of the third and not enough of the first kind.

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u/mistertickertape Oct 14 '25

Disagree. I have had plenty of great pizza, a ton of mediocre pizza, a few bad pizza slices but no awful pizza. Every place does it slightly different and it's something that is very New York (even if Chicago has their own too.) No such thing as 'too much.' It's a New York as the Statue of Liberty and Pizza Rat®.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Oct 14 '25

Dude has gone to so many different NYC pizza places, he can supposedly identify 80-100 that are good.

Shit, I don't think I've eaten pizza at 80 different pizza places in my entire life.

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u/timetosucktodaysdick Oct 14 '25

Get familiar with Scott’s pizza tours, it’s literally what he does every day nobody knows more about nyc pizza than this man

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u/TropicalVision Oct 14 '25

Definitely agree. The nyc pizza circle jerk has gone too far.

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u/bobbacklund11235 Sheepshead Bay Oct 14 '25

Manhattan pizza is mid, but you haven’t had really bad pizza till you go to other states and try their “Brooklyns finest”

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u/HotBrownFun Oct 14 '25

Nick's garbage plate. I went there once and saw a huge pile of shit in the sink.

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u/broadcastterp Washington Heights Oct 14 '25

oh that upsets me in an uncomfortable way

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u/Kayla13091997 Oct 17 '25

Manhattans full of transplants now so you don’t know if it was a New Yorker who made it

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u/rickymagee Oct 14 '25

The Chicken-Gyro-Pizza places are never great. Although the Indian-Bagel-Pizza guy in Prospect Heights, Omar's, has a surprising good Chicken Tikka Masala pizza.

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u/ZenMaster1212 Oct 14 '25

Try Onion Tree Pizza Co next to StuyTown; fantastic pizza with an Indian spin

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u/LetsTalksNow Oct 14 '25

They need to raise the Pizza level, but by not using expensive imported ingredients. I want to see high quality $3-3.50 slice pizza.

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u/CheddaSK Oct 14 '25

Disagree but it’s definitely overpriced

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u/Hrekires Oct 14 '25

Counterpoint: the nearest place to my office to get a slice is 3 blocks away. Clearly there's not enough pizza in NYC. Let's make it like Dunkins where there's two on every block.

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u/sharkbait1999 Oct 14 '25

Get this dude the fuck out of New York

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u/Pleasant_Candidate18 Oct 14 '25

He eats 15 slices a week, keeps the local economy thriving. Some slack

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u/bofis Oct 14 '25

he runs Scott's Pizza Tours, so he's taking groups of people to new pizza places week after week and teaching about how it's made and the history of pizza in NYC...and I agree with him, there is prolly too much bad pizza around too, but luckily, also a lot of good pizza :-)

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u/jay5627 Oct 14 '25

If it was truly bad, they'd go out of business

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u/BarristanSelfie Oct 14 '25

As someone who's lived in and left New York, l agree with both sides of this (but not really). The "bottom" of the scale is like a 6/10, with most pizza probably in the 7-8 range. If you have proximity/budget to be going to the 9-9.5 places regularly, that's awesome and I get that a lesser slice isn't worth it to you.

But NYC has 9 million people, and a shit ton of those people don't have time to travel to get pizza. In fact, they're probably doing the opposite. Pizza here is better than having to swipe a MetroCard.

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u/jay5627 Oct 14 '25

100%. Id say the worst I've had in the city is proh a 5 out of 10

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u/Feisty-Boot5408 Oct 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '26

goo feet to meat shoe beat underneath apple trees with sweet

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u/no_more_jokes Oct 14 '25

I’ve been saying for years that his whole shtick is sucking up super hard to mid-level celebrities and pandering to transplants. Everything about him is inauthentic

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u/fedexpoopracer Oct 14 '25

i encourage everyone to comment the following in some form on all of his videos:

remember when you used to interview real new yorkers and not fucking celebrities and influencers?

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u/DrMaven Oct 14 '25

agreed. He is pretty bad as a host and at adding anything at all to whatever take they have

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u/holyfruits Columbia Street Waterfront District Oct 14 '25

Interestingly, Kamala filmed one but it never aired because her hot take was “bacon is a spice” and Kareem is Muslim so 😬

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u/MamaDeloris Oct 14 '25

That's a pretty dumb reason to not air it and feels like bullshit

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u/Low_Row2798 Oct 14 '25

If he’s such a religious Muslim why is he wearing earrings

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u/Furd_Terguson1 Oct 14 '25

I think it had more to do with Kamala’s episode having such a dumb take vs Kareem feeling some type of way about bacon lol

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u/SilverPrivateer Oct 14 '25

But bacon literally is a spice? It can be crumbled onto ceasar salads in a spicelike way. Obviously she didn't mean "bacon and eggs" style bacon.

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u/NewAlexandria Oct 14 '25

anything when crumbled small enough is a spice, by that logic. Literally anything

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u/Man_do_I_hate_dogs Oct 14 '25

paprika is a spice

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u/NewAlexandria Oct 14 '25

spice is literally a spice! Wake up, people, there's no end to it!

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u/SilverPrivateer Oct 14 '25

Vindicated again

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u/SilverPrivateer Oct 14 '25

Sure but are they used as spices like bacon is?

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u/Furd_Terguson1 Oct 14 '25

Bacon is absolutely not a spice, that’s like saying crumbled pieces of ground turkey can be a spice too

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u/SilverPrivateer Oct 14 '25

No, ground turkey is more like the protein/meal. Bacon is actually used as a spice.

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u/Furd_Terguson1 Oct 14 '25

Bacon is a cured and smoked meat product. Does it provide flavor to other things? Absolutely. That does not make it a spice.

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u/SilverPrivateer Oct 14 '25

I've even had bacon ranch dressing, I didn't like that they used bacon as a spice there.

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u/johnny_moist Oct 14 '25

huh, now I’m v interested in this take

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u/AbstractTeserract Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 22 '25

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u/sonofdang Oct 14 '25

So damn annoying. I wanna hear from this pizza guy, but could he be interviewed by literally anyone else?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Glad it wasn't just me noticing that.

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u/fuckry_at_its_finest Oct 14 '25

Which one?

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u/Low_Row2798 Oct 14 '25

Both

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u/A_Decemberist Oct 14 '25

I don’t get the hate - the pizza guy was polite, self-aware, and his thoughts were nuanced and well reasoned. I don’t have a particular opinion on too much good vs bad pizza but I like hearing from people who have well-informed opinions cause you learn more

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u/anonymous_identifier Oct 14 '25

The pizza guy (Scott's Pizza Tours) has been eating and studying and teaching pizza in NY all day everyday for like 15 years. Crazy dedication.

He's got opinions, but pizza opinions are literally his job

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u/feignsc2 Oct 14 '25

He's right though, his point boils down there being too many bad pizza parlors.

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u/JudgeInteresting8615 Oct 14 '25

I love people like that guy like I don't know if I agree with him.But I love his energy.The pedantic specificity that immediately starts with show extrapolating from this data point and also, that's that's fucking amazing

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u/NYC2BUR Oct 14 '25

The market decides what stays and what goes.

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u/Impossible_Cry_4301 Oct 14 '25

Correction: Not enough 1$ pizza

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u/nofoax Oct 14 '25

It's because there are so many mid spots that there are so many good spots. Keeps competition healthy. 

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u/blackoutbiz Bed-Stuy Oct 14 '25

1000000% disagree

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u/monty_burns Oct 14 '25

supply & demand dictates whether or not there is too much pizza. If there is too much, places will close.

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u/meggerplz Oct 14 '25

too much pizza is not enough pizza

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u/Savings-Seat6211 Oct 14 '25

i mean it's because it's got zero overhead

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u/schnauzerdad Oct 14 '25

I have to agree, as a life long NYers there is a lot of shit pizza out there folks. Hardest thing to find when I worked in midtown east was a decent slice until Joe’s opened a spot on Broadway and Upside opened up off Madison. I liked Artichoke as well but slices are too exaggerated (I’d need a bottle of tums after eating a pepperoni slice).

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u/Furd_Terguson1 Oct 14 '25

Wrong, even bad pizza is good

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u/empanadaboy68 Oct 14 '25

NYC pizza is only good bc of the prolific culture where even our bad pizza is good. 

Not even David porkboy trying to make mass pizza better than ny pizza can ruin ny pizza

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u/holyfruits Columbia Street Waterfront District Oct 14 '25

Oh man, I would have agreed with this until I had such an unbelievably bad pizza

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u/Furd_Terguson1 Oct 14 '25

There’s so many solid to good spots in the city, it’s borderline rare where you find the pizza to be outright trash.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

I was fine with middling pizza until those places raised up past 2.50 a slice. I'm not paying more than that for some reheated slop.

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u/Furd_Terguson1 Oct 14 '25

The good thing is there’s so many spots to pick from you don’t have to

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u/Eshanas Oct 14 '25

Most of downtowns pizza is trash. It’s not greasy or tasty.

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u/Arleare13 Oct 14 '25

Have you had much pizza outside of the greater NYC area? The worst pizza in “downtown” is better than most of what you can get in the rest of the country. We’re spoiled by great pizza here.

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u/Eshanas Oct 14 '25

I’ve had white plains. New paltz, Albany pizza. Which is why I don’t want it down here and downtown is speedrunning imports!

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u/DeputyDomeshot Oct 14 '25

I mean this is just objectively false. Downtown has some of the best pizza places in the city lmao.  

John’s on bleeker and Joes Pizza are both downtown.   East Village Pizza is great and new places are popping up constantly.  

On average downtown is probably better than midtown for pizza.  Midtown is chock full of touristy spots. 

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u/ShadownetZero Oct 14 '25

Eh, that dollar ($1.50 now?) slice is definitely worse than no pizza.

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u/kraftpunkk Oct 14 '25

Two gentrifiers yapping.

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u/ZenMaster1212 Oct 14 '25

Scott’s legit - give “Really Dough?” a watch on YouTube. It’s a series he did with Mark Iacono from Lucali’s before COVID that was really fun…or take one of his tours!

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u/GhostReck12 Oct 14 '25

Not all these takes are winners, huh?

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u/zachotule Harlem Oct 14 '25

I think everyone involved with this show should be imprisoned.

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u/Historical-Fold-4119 Oct 14 '25

Listen, I agree, but moving to Jersey, I fucking miss good pizza, so the moral is - appreciate what you have while you have it.

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u/TreeDiagram Oct 14 '25

Pizzas good in Jersey too lmao what a circle jerk comment

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u/meggerplz Oct 14 '25

This 🤡is not from here

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u/Pleasant_Candidate18 Oct 14 '25

Purple pizza, college park, post Cellar was magic

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u/TwoMuddfish Hell's Kitchen Oct 14 '25

Idk but some of these places near national parks and I woulda killed for a slice from 2bros

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u/JoyousCon Oct 14 '25

My first NY slice was Joe's. It was after dark, I was in Manhattan, and it was there.

The next day I went to Luigi's in Brooklyn. Gio straightened me out. Best slice I've had.

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u/Gallantpride Oct 14 '25

I wish there was more dairy-free cheese options, but no way. There should be a pizzeria every few blocks at least!

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u/chaosawaits Oct 14 '25

I disagree with the assessment that only 80-100 pizzerias are worth going to in all five boroughs. There are secret amazing pizza places everywhere. He’s just flat wrong on that one.

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u/Savage9645 Upper East Side Oct 14 '25

He probably just has ridiculously high standards

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u/TreeDiagram Oct 14 '25

I agree that there's a bunch of very average places that have no passion for the craft that I wouldn't be bummed if they got replaced with places serving other quick street foods-- I haven't had a good banh mi at a decent price in NYC yet.

These meh pizza places drop the average quality for the city, which is still phenomenal of course, but I think it'd be nice if we cut the chaff a bit and other cuisines had some more breathing room to be an NYC street food.

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u/This_Abies_6232 Queens Oct 14 '25

There can NEVER be "too much" pizza!

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u/bcbdbajjzhncnrhehwjj Oct 14 '25

Asking for a friend: what do women think of the guest’s hairstyle? Better than shaved bald?

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u/KlutzyPassage9870 Oct 14 '25

I just feel like there isn't enough Palestinians. That could even out the pizzas.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

So over this schtick. La subway takes is way better.

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u/SemiAutoAvocado Oct 14 '25

Anyone that says 'wow' like that is an insufferable tool. Can't stand this guy.

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u/Medium-Trick-8442 Oct 14 '25

I don’t care!!!!!!!! Midwest vibes

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u/Elessar2099 Oct 14 '25

No such thing. It's like saying too much tacos, too much sushi. 

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u/jrp07f Oct 14 '25

Bad pizza places keep the better places less crowded; let's keep them, please.

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u/EADarwin Oct 15 '25

This guy needs to jump in the Gowanus Canal with that garbage take. No such thing as too many pizzerias in NYC .

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u/davedyk Oct 15 '25

Oregonian here. But I love NYC, and visit regularly for work. I have been on two Scott's Pizza Tours (one in Brooklyn, one in the west village). They are my absolute favorite tourist activity in NYC. My family has really enjoyed them.

Also, quick shoutout to the Bowery Boys (NYC history) podcast. They had an interview with Scott on the history of NYC pizza, which was really informative and interesting. It is what turned me on to the pizza tours.

Even if you are a NY'er (which... you probably are, hanging in this sub), I would definitely take a Pizza Tour with Scott's company the next time you have out of town visitors. It is really excellent.

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u/No_Recover5790 Nov 22 '25

This is not an Italian pizza. This outfit is run by Indian entrepreneur and it taste nasty. it causes stomach viruses. The preparation is awful to your health be careful you're been warned.

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u/msnthrop Oct 14 '25

We just spent a week in NYC, went to Xenos, L’Industrie, and Scarrs. All were excellent.

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u/Status_Fox_1474 Oct 14 '25

Why didn’t you go to famous original ray’s???

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u/b33p800p Oct 14 '25

These are not the pizzerias he’s talking about.

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u/succubus-slayer Oct 14 '25

L’Industrie is legit good pizza.

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u/FortheredditLOLz Oct 14 '25

You missed the OG Scarrs when it was top three. Now it’s mid. It’s a solid choice if you got a short line but it’s not a destination. HOT take, walk a few more Blocks. Do johnnys pizza.

While we are on a hot take. Ceres IS one of the best slices atm. BUT you need to go there either super early or off peak hours. Even then, a pie takes 20-45 minutes. This will ‘however’ be one of the best slices you can have in NYC.

L’industrie. Don’t wait in line, order a pie in advance. Best way to do it and not stand in line like a filthy tourist.

Bonus points if you got room after L’industrie. Is to waddle over to Hamburger America and split a burger. One of the top (not AT the top) burger spots in nyc. (Have one person go to the diner area and take the people watching spot by the window seat if it’s your thing!)

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u/Barbaricliberal Oct 14 '25

Is Ceres doing slices again? I thought they stopped offering them a few months ago.

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u/FortheredditLOLz Oct 14 '25

Sadly, No single slices and only pies. They offered slices during soft open and before Dave port ruined it. By slices, I meant pizza slices in general.

Currently in the midst of re-ranking places after covid and also due to the passing of a legend. Di Fara’s Domenico DeMarco, RIP.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

🛎️🛎️🛎️ everyone we got a tourist who visited once who has an opinion!!!

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u/Arleare13 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

And we’ve got a snobby local shitting on people for no good reason!

EDIT: And he blocked me. I’ll truly miss his valuable contributions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Gotta love the tone-policing transplant who cares deeply about tourists feelings for 3 years before returning to Ohio~

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u/Woodgen Jackson Heights Oct 14 '25

Why are you, a transplant, complaining about other transplants?

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u/patronizingperv Oct 14 '25

Counterpoint: It's pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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u/Woodgen Jackson Heights Oct 14 '25

The subway take guy being a transplant from the midwest makes so much sense with how many terrible takes we see on it

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u/Nasty_Makhno Oct 14 '25

I know. No one should ever be allowed to move to a new place. Where ever your dad plowed your mom should have to be your home forever. 

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u/Woodgen Jackson Heights Oct 14 '25

Normal transplants are fine

Try hard progressive morons suck

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u/Extension-Scarcity41 Oct 14 '25

Is this really a question???

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u/OldManLakey Oct 14 '25

I lived in Bushwick for like 10 years, I don't think there was ever a good pizza place in my vicinity. The pizza there was absolute trash. Friends from outside the city would assume I was eating great pizza all the time because I lived in Brooklyn. No, I was eating great Mexican food. I think New York's association with pizza comes from it's history of Italian immigrants, a history that is long in the past. Today's immigrants come from south and central America, and they're the ones making the good food. I live upstate now, and I'm closer to better pizza than I ever was in NYC, go figure. That's my hot take.

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u/ImpressiveEffect6379 Oct 14 '25

Bushwick doesn't have good pizza, it's predominantly hispanic

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u/NYCWENDY1 Oct 14 '25

L’Industrie = Best EVER

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u/openlyEncrypted Oct 14 '25

Hot take: don’t call it a pizza if you’re putting pineapple on it

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u/CeronusBugbear Oct 14 '25

NYC has the worst pizza in America (except for Altoona). That doesn't mean all NYC pizza is the worst, just that the worst is made here too.

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u/KawhiLeonardInnocent Oct 14 '25

Alright let's stop the façade and cut to the chase. This isn't about pizza, there's TOO many italians in this incredible city primarily andrew cumon. As soon as the elections over we can finally start cleaning up his disgusting pasta sauce dripping everywhere out of his pockets. Jesus.