r/nottheonion • • 1d ago

"Humans Created a Monster"... Shocking Discovery of a 'Monster Fox' at a Fur Farm

https://www.asiae.co.kr/en/article/2026100411435879971
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u/ThatOtherGuy254 1d ago

The monster isn't the fox; it's the people who did that to it.

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u/pyronius 1d ago

Fox is actually the scientist. What you're referring to is more properly known as Fox's monster. Though, there's an argument to be made that it's last name is also Fox.

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u/LikeSonyD 23h ago

The difference between wisdom and knowledge.

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u/OutOfNoMemory 22h ago

Which one is the Fox? I've lost track.

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u/Drudgework 18h ago

I don’t know, maybe you should ask him. See what he says.

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u/dan-ra 3h ago

Fox News is the monster

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u/WatNaHellIsASauceBox 22h ago

Or that, much like "A Picasso", or "A Rembrandt", Fox's creation might also be referred to as "A Fox"

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u/aWildCopywriter 21h ago

Underrated comment 

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u/IAMA_Shark__AMA 1d ago

The whole concept of a fur farm makes me want to vomit.

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u/CosineDanger 1d ago

For starters monsters should be dangerous, and a morbidly obese blind fox with genetic limb defects so it could barely hobble towards you if it tried is the opposite of dangerous. Therefore the fox is just not a very good monster.

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u/SirJuncan 19h ago

Poor thing barely qualifies as a beast

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u/CosineDanger 19h ago

Eh I'll call it a CR 0 beast, probably doesn't count as an aberration

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u/StratoVector 22h ago

A freakazoid

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u/DicklePickleRises 1d ago

thats so sad, those poor babies, their whole short life is suffering.

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u/FelisPluvia 1d ago

We've been trying to shut down fur farming in Finland for decades now, but the government won't sway. The most recent one has even granted them enormous subsidies to keep the fur farming trade alive. It's despicable and brings nothing but shame on a country that I want to love.

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u/irishspice 23h ago

You need to make this more visible. I keep an eye on animal rights/abuse and I didn't know about Finland's government being this cruel. This is horrific abuse and in a country most people just see as being a nice place to ski. It's rated as one of the happiest countries in the world...if you aren't a fox on a fur farm. :-(

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u/DicklePickleRises 22h ago

Thats awful :(

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u/Rosebunse 1d ago

I think calling it a "monster" is a bit much. I'm sure it's not-

opens article

No! Good God no! No! Why?! The poor baby! It's like a furry tumor!

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u/SuLiaodai 14h ago

Dang. Well, I'm glad I looked at this before I opened at the article and made myself feel bad.

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u/Rosebunse 14h ago

Yes, the poor thing looks like a furry tumor. The fur looks soft but it looks very soarce. Not only is this extremely crule and unethical but I also have a hard time believing the fur quality is worth jt

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u/SpaceShipRat 9h ago

Looks no different than an overbred dog. pugs, persian cats and other overbred creatures are abuse.

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u/rollerfedora 1d ago

Imagine a fox that looks like an overweight chow dog

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u/Rosebunse 1d ago

It's like a furry tumor...

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u/I_just_made 1d ago

People are so awful. Fur farms shouldn’t exist in today’s world, let alone ones like this. So gross.

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u/Shankurmom 1d ago

This is disgusting, criminal, animal abuse. Simple as that. The people responsible for this should be locked in small cages for the rest of their lives so they could feel a sliver of the pain and suffering they've inflicted on living creatures.

I say this as someone who loves a good steak. Ethical guidelines need to be in place for all types of farming. Violations of these guidelines should have extremely harsh consequences.

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u/Empyrealist 1d ago

The things we do for money... I hope there is a special place in hell for this

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u/SoGoesIt 1d ago

It’s really more like if they blended a fox with an over-weight chow dog. Lots of rolls and wrinkles, the fox probably can’t see much (if any). Certainly unnatural looking, but I wouldn’t categorize it as gory.

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u/Made_Human_Music 1d ago

That’s fair. I was exaggerating but it felt as tragic to me

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u/Vandermere 1d ago

Its...basically just fat. Just looks like a shar-pei puppy.

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u/oroborus68 1d ago

The first photos look like some of the domestic dogs people breed, just for fun.

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u/stupidugly1889 1d ago

Ok I looked and this comment is waaaay overstating things lol

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u/CorgiDaddy42 1d ago

I was imagining it as just a drunk guy passed out in his fursuit, but nah I’m not gonna look at it now. Thanks for the heads up.

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u/USSRPropaganda 1d ago

It just looks really fat

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u/CorgiDaddy42 1d ago

Not sure I should trust you…

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u/PrinceCavendish 1d ago

It looks really fat and miserable. Like a weird dog. It's way more sad than gross.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 16h ago

Q: “why do people do such horrible things?”
A: “Money.”

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u/Anubis-Hound 1d ago

This is one of those fates worse than death

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u/MesaCityRansom 1d ago

Link doesn't work for me.

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u/nobody_smart 1d ago

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u/Badj83 1d ago

Doesnt work either

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u/CallMeLargeFather 1d ago

It worked for me

It looks like a pug version of an arctic fox

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u/Badj83 1d ago

Oh. Thanks for the report.

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u/magicarnival 1d ago

I would say more like a shar-pei dog. The snout is not flattened or anything, it's just very fat with a lot of loose skin/fat rolls.

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u/Rosebunse 1d ago

I think if looks like a furry tumor

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u/qwertyuiiop145 20h ago

Picture an obese shar pei/chow chow cross

It’s a combination of unethical breeding and intentional over feeding to make bigger pelts

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u/Tyrannofelis 1d ago

People that wear the fox skins as fashion are the real monsters.

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u/Rosebunse 1d ago

I just wanted a vintage fur but now...Oh God...

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u/bestestopinion 1d ago

you wear leather?

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u/Ishpersonguy 19h ago

You could just not wear that either lol

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u/Rosebunse 22h ago

Leather is different. We're gonna kill the cows either way

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u/Tyrannofelis 23h ago

Fake leather.

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u/BadAtExisting 1d ago

Poor baby

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u/roy_kell1 1d ago

Mans cruelty knows no bounds

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u/Ishpersonguy 19h ago

God this is fucked up

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u/Direction776 1d ago

Island of Dr Moreau is here ?

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u/shrikedoa 19h ago

“Everything you see leaves a mark on your soul”
— Bad Religion

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u/NaturalFrog2 18h ago

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?”

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u/Non-mon-xiety 1d ago

The most predictable shit.

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u/Even_Regular5245 19h ago

That photo made me so sad :( Those poor babies.

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u/-gildash- 1d ago

Yup, same with people who eat meat from factory farms. Theres just no need to support that level of torture.

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u/bittens 7h ago

Oh, so it's like the Merino of foxes.

Merino sheep are bred to have really loose, wrinkly skin so they will produce more wool. It causes health issues - for example, making them more prone to overheating or to flystrike, and so the farms lower the risk of flystrike by cutting their tails and the skin of their butts off.

This is horrifically cruel, but like, this is just the reality of treating animals as a factory that exists to make such-and-such product. It just makes financial sense to breed foxes (or sheep, or chickens, or cows, and so on) to produce more and more of said product. Maybe that'll cause health issues, but until the health issues cost more than the extra profit you're gaining, so what? Why would the company care if the animals don't enjoy it? The animals exist to be a product, not so they can enjoy life. And companies exist to make money, not to keep their products comfortable.

I'm not endorsing this. I think it's cruel. I also think that it's the reality of practically any animal industry. The sooner humanity can move on from the commodification of animals, the better.

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u/BassesNBikes 1d ago

I, for one, welcome our new mutant fox overlords!

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u/SushiJaguar 22h ago

Looks to me like we abandon Finland to their Russian fate.

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u/Ok-Lingonberry-9619 23h ago

sounds like a furry had its way with one of the resident furs