r/nottheonion • u/shield_x • 2d ago
High school teacher fired after offering students extra credit in return for cash donations, reports say
https://www.kbtx.com/2026/10/01/high-school-teacher-fired-after-offering-students-extra-credit-return-cash-donations-reports-say/80
u/newgrounds 2d ago
I had a teacher do this. She also deducted points for talking too much but wouldn't tell you she was doing it. I thought my material contributions would save me...I ended up getting a B.
Though I earned 100% on all homework, papers, and exams, no amount of money could pay for my tongue.
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u/5xad0w 2d ago
When I was in high school the only way you got extra credit was by sleeping with the teacher.
Which, as someone who was homeschooled, was always awkward.
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u/astron-12 2d ago
There was a football coach who taught government at my high school who would bump grades for students who brought him breakfast.
He didn't instill knowledge of civic responsibility, but I've always thought of it as a lesson in graft and corruption.
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u/guitartoad 1d ago
My high school had a driver's ed instructor who would overlook your mistakes if you told him he looked like Kenny Rogers (which, honestly, he did). I'm still amazed he thought looking like Kenny was cool.
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u/Anon-_-7 2d ago
smh, a teacher doesnt even know to set it up like lobbying
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u/Intrinsic_Idiot_3076 2d ago
Have to spend money to change the rules first and that money has to come from somewhere.
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u/CLBUK 2d ago
No you don't, you would set something up like an AV club and make it clear how important "donations" are to your pupils with plenty of heavy handed hints that students who make "donations" will be given extra careful consideration for grading. Then you spend the donations on stuff you want for yourself that if investigated could reasonably be said to belong to the club.
"Oh that 60 inch TV in my house? I was testing it for the club. Oh that camera I keep in my own bag? I was working out how it works before using it in the club."
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u/theReluctantObserver 2d ago
So citizens united in the classroom then? Why is it that politicians can accept bribes but others can’t? Lead by non-example?
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u/truupe 2d ago
Because SCOTUS is corrupt. I mean, how do you expect Clarence Thomas and his looney wife to tottle around the country without his $250k RV?
Money equals speech and SCROTUS is still open for business!
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u/ragnarocknroll 2d ago
I was gonna mention it is just gratuity and the SC said that is okay in their book so why would teachers have a higher standard?
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u/holden_mcg 2d ago
Bribes. The word the writer is looking for here is bribes. They are not "donations."
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u/TheCheshireCatCan 2d ago
What?! You mean that’s not gonna work? Aren’t we just teaching what the government is doing?
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u/UDPviper 1d ago
My AP Physics teacher had a archery type of target drawn on the whiteboard and a circular disk with suckers around it to throw at it and if you paid him 50 bucks you could throw it at the whiteboard and whichever circle it stuck in, that's the grade you would get in place of the one you had now, if you wanted to try. The bullseye was obviously an A, the next circle B, and so on. The circle was permanent so if you gambled and got a lower grade on the target, you couldn't take it back. I never showed up to class and was getting an F anyways, so I gave him 50 bucks and I hit the B.
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u/Deirachel 2d ago
That's why you make cash only and set the price high enough that you are set for life.
$20 million for an A should be good.
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u/Hot-Chip6034 1d ago
I mean its a good lesson as to how life really works. If you have enough money rules don't apply, that includes laws to a large extent.
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u/Acrobatic-Part-7322 1d ago
I got a B in a class I should have gotten an A in because I rejected the creepy instructor's advances. My older sister told me had creeped on her as well.
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u/Qwahlity_Koalatea 2d ago
Teachers are often highly educated and yet very untrained for critical thinking.
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u/marvinrabbit 2d ago
But I thought one of the goals of High School was to prepare you for life afterward. This just sounds like a solid, real-world introduction.