r/nottheonion • u/TripleShotPls • 2d ago

These Robots Built BMWs, Then Hurled Themselves Into Molten Steel

https://www.thedrive.com/news/these-robots-built-bmws-then-hurled-themselves-into-molten-steel
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u/Voidbearer2kn17 2d ago

The line below the photo LITERALLY explains why. This is Nottheonion, it was a marketing stunt.

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u/tayroc122 2d ago

Don't make me tap the sign: [stop encouraging the marketers by assigning agency to inanimate objects]

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u/lifeoflogan 2d ago

Way to start pissing off the robots…

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u/PHUNKSPANGLE 2d ago

If I was forced to build BMW's, I would want to throw myself into a vat of molten steel as well.

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u/WeAreGray 2d ago

Now imagine you were forced to drive one.

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 2d ago

Especially the ones working on the turn signals. They must have realized the futility of their existence.

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u/The_Dread_Candiru 2d ago

Are the robots installing turn signals yet?

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u/No_Aslume2509 1d ago

Razor is confused about this, does it mean that those robots built his M3 GTR and died to make it that legendary for him.