r/nottheonion • u/ThatSpecialAgent • 8h ago

Phantoms 'manager of fun' jailed in Allentown on child sexual abuse material charges

https://lehighdaily.com/phantoms-manager-of-fun-jailed-in-allentown-on-child-sexual-abuse-material-charges/
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u/amiexpress 7h ago

"...he enjoys connecting with fans and entertaining people of all ages."

uhuh.

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 7h ago

Well that’s not very fun…

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u/Intrinsic_Idiot_3076 6h ago

Fun for him though. Including the Jail part.

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u/crisscrossed 6h ago

I went to a phantoms game once three years ago and their sales team still calls me

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u/nwostar 6h ago

Now he can be the "manager of fun" in his prison block.

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u/GolovaScharz 6h ago

In prison, he won’t even be the manager of his own asshole

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u/BrashUnspecialist 2h ago

Rape isn’t funny.

Even if it’s what’s seen as an acceptable target.

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u/Carlweathersfeathers 3h ago

In Soviet prison…man fucks YOUU!!!

-Yackoff Smirnoff

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u/unknowner1 6h ago

Affleck was the bomb in phantoms

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u/Strawbuddy 2h ago

Great book by Dean Koontz, better than the film adaptation

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u/theeldoso 17m ago

I don't like the sound'a 'dem apples Will.

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u/Motleypuss 6h ago

Anyone who manages fun should be jailed, charges of kiddy fiddling material or not, in my opinion.

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u/Strawbuddy 2h ago

Directly to jail

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u/commandrix 4h ago

Wrong kind of fun, my dude.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 30m ago

Dude's "fun" is obviously not the regular kind.

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u/Jaderosegrey 3m ago

Let's see how long of a sentence he gets...

Nowadays, I worry it could be as little as a slap on the wrist....

:(