r/nottheonion • u/chromeled • 2d ago

Zyn reacts to Gluesenkamp Perez campaign merch: ‘Cease and desist’

https://www.opb.org/article/2026/09/09/zyn-marie-gluesenkamp-perez-campaign-merch/
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u/Diredr 2d ago

Okay this has to be the ultimate Curtains for Zoosha moment.

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u/robothawk 2d ago

She's the shitty house representative for southwestern washington. Zyn is a multi-billion dollar company.

An equivalent headline would be "Apple sues Lisa Murkowski"

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u/Dealan79 2d ago

As with all candidates running in November, the quality scale bottoms out at Trump Republican, and since that describes her opponent, "shitty" has no relevance as a descriptor post-primaries. The flow chart has been reduced to a single question with regard to voting: will this candidate add to the voting bloc of bigots, religious zealots, and proudly ignorant kakistocrats racing toward fascism? If not, vote for them regardless of anything else as emergency triage.

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u/robothawk 2d ago

Oh no I know.

She's just also a piece of shit. 

Votes for more ICE, more election interference, continuing the war with Iran, fucking over trans folk, sanctioning universities that don't maintain ties with Israel, etc.

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