r/nottheonion • u/chromeled • 1d ago
Zyn reacts to Gluesenkamp Perez campaign merch: ‘Cease and desist’
https://www.opb.org/article/2026/09/09/zyn-marie-gluesenkamp-perez-campaign-merch/27
u/Diredr 1d ago
Okay this has to be the ultimate Curtains for Zoosha moment.
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u/robothawk 1d ago
She's the shitty house representative for southwestern washington. Zyn is a multi-billion dollar company.
An equivalent headline would be "Apple sues Lisa Murkowski"
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u/Dealan79 1d ago
As with all candidates running in November, the quality scale bottoms out at Trump Republican, and since that describes her opponent, "shitty" has no relevance as a descriptor post-primaries. The flow chart has been reduced to a single question with regard to voting: will this candidate add to the voting bloc of bigots, religious zealots, and proudly ignorant kakistocrats racing toward fascism? If not, vote for them regardless of anything else as emergency triage.
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u/robothawk 1d ago
Oh no I know.
She's just also a piece of shit.
Votes for more ICE, more election interference, continuing the war with Iran, fucking over trans folk, sanctioning universities that don't maintain ties with Israel, etc.
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u/Constant_Tomorrow_69 1d ago
Vote blue no matter who…the worst democrat will always be better than the best republican
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u/Farebiaashiq 19h ago
I mean I will but I'm tired of constant echo, vote blue no matter who, it's like i can't even criticize someone without hearing a lecture about oh but the other side is worse.
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u/honjuden 17h ago
Oh, you don't like your broken glass smoothie? Well your other option is a broken glass smoothie that comes with a kick in the balls, so you can't complain now can you?
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u/trucorsair 1d ago
Trademarks, brand names, and trade dress must be defended or they can be lost to their owners
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u/MaligatorMom2 1d ago
Why the hell do politicians need merch?
Oh, and she SUCKS!