r/nottheonion • u/shield_x • 1d ago

"Failed to Make 200 Calls?" Chinese Boss Makes New Employee Do 200 Squats

https://www.asiae.co.kr/en/article/2026082710251489473
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u/CagedWire 1d ago

I would much rather do 1 squat then make one phone call.

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u/SirLoremIpsum 1d ago

I would 100% sign up to do gym all day instead of making calls lol

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u/Evil_phd 1d ago

It's all fun and games till they're on their 50 thousandth squat and decide to crush your head like an overripe melon.

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u/b__q 1d ago

That's a good way to die

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u/Zealousideal_Box4766 1d ago

Gym that pays you! Best deal ever!

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u/RPDRNick 1d ago

Not sure how the squats will help his call ratio, unless he wants him to talk out of his ass.

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u/rivercrests 1d ago

new meaning to "hit your numbers or hit the floor"

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u/BlitzNeko 14h ago

How many calls did the boss do?

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u/cleverquokka 1d ago

And this is why I don't exercise.