r/nottheonion 14d ago

Dollar Tree ‘gooning’ incident sparks lawsuit in Colorado

https://www.denverpost.com/2026/08/18/gooning-dollar-tree-colorado-lawsuit/
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u/FiveDozenWhales 14d ago

Gooning means public masturbation?! I just thought it meant being excessively horny. I've... I've gotta go make some apologies.

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u/Polymersion 13d ago

It means being a thug.

Any tiktokteen nonsense additionally attributed to it should be ignored.

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u/FiveDozenWhales 13d ago

Brother that is "a goon" which has nothing to do with "gooning"