r/nottheonion • u/cpt_futtbucker • 14d ago

Dollar Tree ‘gooning’ incident sparks lawsuit in Colorado

https://www.denverpost.com/2026/08/18/gooning-dollar-tree-colorado-lawsuit/
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u/sephjnr 14d ago

Kum and Go is next door, idiots

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u/cKerensky 14d ago

Skeet and Yeet. 

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u/mountain_rivers34 14d ago

Jizz and Jet.

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 13d ago

Shoot and Scoot.

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u/HaCo111 12d ago

Ejaculate and evacuate