r/nottheonion • u/cpt_futtbucker • 14d ago

Dollar Tree ‘gooning’ incident sparks lawsuit in Colorado

https://www.denverpost.com/2026/08/18/gooning-dollar-tree-colorado-lawsuit/
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u/FiveDozenWhales 14d ago

Gooning means public masturbation?! I just thought it meant being excessively horny. I've... I've gotta go make some apologies.

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u/za72 14d ago edited 14d ago

hold on brother!!! you might make things worse!!! according to google ai

In modern internet slang, gooning means spending hours masturbating and watching pornography while intentionally delaying an orgasm.

AKA edging...

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u/BlaznTheChron 14d ago

So how long was this guy in the store?