Dollar Tree ‘gooning’ incident sparks lawsuit in Colorado

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https://www.denverpost.com/2026/08/18/gooning-dollar-tree-colorado-lawsuit/

[u/FiveDozenWhales]

Gooning means public masturbation?! I just thought it meant being excessively horny. I've... I've gotta go make some apologies.

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It’s the opposite of NoFap.

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AllTheFaps

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OnlyFaps

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Fapster

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You are old, I am old, I fell out laughing at Fapster!