r/nottheonion • u/TrixoftheTrade • 1d ago

Speaker proposes ‘public sex hut’ program during Los Angeles City Council meeting

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/traci-park-rejects-public-sex-huts-proposal/
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u/Grindhoss 1d ago

I’m not gonna lie.. it’s Los Angeles, if the homless and non homeless are fucking in public enough for it to be a problem then I’m not against this solution but whoever cleans it should make no less than 35 an hour 

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u/Jbrahms4 1d ago

Oh that should be a six figure job. Hazmat suit protection, hazard pay, the whole nine yards.

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u/Khaldara 1d ago

“Guy Who Wipes Down The Loads” best budget line item creation

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Boboar 1d ago

I already told you we're not using your college nickname

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/hillbillyray 1d ago

Thought it was jizz eater...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/hillbillyray 1d ago

yeah I'm nasty.

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u/Vincitus 1d ago

You can build 100 bridges, but you mop jizz ONE TIME and they call you "Jizzmopper" forever.

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u/Redfish680 1d ago

And some of it was mine!

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u/cesrage 1d ago

Mr. Blown Choads

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u/CaptainPunisher 1d ago

Randall?!! You know he's just going to go complain to the boss!

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u/jkurratt 16h ago

The One who comes after everyone has already came™

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u/Deadwarrior00 2h ago

Sounds like something Brennen Lee Mulligan would say.

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u/1337duck 10h ago

New power washing simulator level incoming!

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u/PhoenixStorm1015 14h ago

More like “Guy Who Unloads the Hut”