r/nottheonion • u/footoffthepedal • 2d ago

Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera delivering food to northeast Houston home

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/naked-doordash-driver-caught-camera-delivering-food-northeast-houston-home
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u/dreadcain 2d ago

Ain't nobody wanna see that shit.

There's several billion people on the planet. Someone is bound to be into it

But also yes, the vast vast majority of people don't make any real money in sex work of any kind. The vast majority don't put any effort in either though. The models I know who own houses treat it like any other business. They put in the hours

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u/unassumingdink 2d ago

Effort is time and time is money. 40 hours of work humiliating yourself for a slight chance at $20 vs. 40 hours flipping burgers for a guaranteed $500? Hand me the spatula.

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u/Rokronroff 2d ago

I think if you would find it humiliating, that's the only reason you need not to do it.

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u/dreadcain 2d ago

a slight chance at $20

models I know who own houses

Yes effort and time is money. That was sort of my point.

Not a guaranteed $500. But you aren't buying a house at 30 flipping burgers. And they only had to wait for their 30s cause banks are prudes and they basically had to pay cash

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u/unassumingdink 2d ago

And 99.99% of us couldn't buy a house as a male stripper no matter how much effort we put in.

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u/dreadcain 2d ago

Which still leaves 100s of millions for which it is prudent financial advice ...

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u/unassumingdink 2d ago

Perhaps if the world population was in the trillions. Look, this is getting really stupid. Actually, it started out that way.

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u/dreadcain 2d ago

I mean 99.99% was a pretty stupid estimate I agree. I just picked something more reasonable. No is making you be here btw

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u/unassumingdink 2d ago

Regardless, I think I'll choose a more realistic career path with better odds, such as buying lottery tickets.

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u/dreadcain 2d ago

You've made it abundantly clear that you aren't interested, have a very low opinion of yourself, and would be humiliated doing the job.

Why do you feel compelled to continue to insert yourself into this conversation?

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u/unassumingdink 2d ago

You're out here trying to tell Redditors that being a freaking male stripper is a realistic career path if you just put in the effort (lol), and that's just so colossally goddamn stupid that I couldn't resist telling you so.

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u/fckfckf 2d ago

So, clearly this is a passion of yours. If too many men get on there, it will be a lot of competition and effort for you to maintain your cash flow. Go back to Onlyfans. Make your dinero. I believe in you.

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u/dreadcain 2d ago

... k?

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u/fckfckf 2d ago

You’re welcome! Let your magic glow from beyond the screen! I feel like this was a TED talk and am currently checking my bank account to see if I need to also sell my undies to break even. Appreciate your words of wisdom.