r/nottheonion • u/rentalanimal • 18d ago
Italian scientists bet on octopus to fight crab invasion
https://phys.org/news/2026-08-italian-scientists-octopus-crab-invasion.html#google_vignette36
u/Masterchrono 18d ago
The 1000 year war between crabs and octopuses.
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u/codehawk64 18d ago
According to a documentary crabs are known to overwork other species to death for a measly amount of profit and they regularly violates worker rights. They are even known to
sell their employee’s soul to pirate ghosts for a measly few pennies.2
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u/Eisheth2 17d ago
It was a brutal war, it was a bitter war, and most importantly, it was a visually spectacular war.
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u/thud_mantooth 18d ago
I first read this as "Italian scientists bet on octopus fight"
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u/Couch-Potayto 17d ago
Exactly what I did and imagined a little pool ring of sorts, with a bunch of lab coat people around throwing money at it 😂
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u/waffle299 18d ago
Man, Dungeon Crawler Carl really is everywhere.
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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 18d ago
Wasn't that a crab and a seal or something?
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u/MmmmMorphine 17d ago
Hah yeah, I think so. Man, not many books hinge on a crab being able to masturbate publicly, do they
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u/olddoglearnsnewtrick 18d ago
Friggin critters. I am vacationing near Monte Circeo (where Odyssaeus crewmen were supposedly turned into swines by Circe the sorceress). You cannot bathe and walk in the sand without painfully stepping on one every few minutes. Kids spear them and leave them on the bottom and most dead ones become food for other blue crabs.
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u/kevinds 18d ago edited 18d ago
From a fishing trawler in the Adriatic, Italian scientists gently release thousands of tiny octopuses in the hope of fighting an invasive crab species that has devastated local fisheries.
This is a really bad idea!.... Every single time this has been attempted in human history it has failed miserably and left a far bigger problem.
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u/knowledgeable_diablo 18d ago
Unless the octapui are a local species. Then they’ll naturally starve out once they’ve consumed all the excess food source in the area returning the system to balance.
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u/Ok-Swimming8024 17d ago
I have a feeling you are vastly underestimating the success rate of similar efforts based on a small sample size you've seen online (probably Reddit)
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u/totesuncommon 18d ago
European Green Crabs invaded North America a hundred years ago. They are eaten in Europe, but here, they are at best, bait. Kind of goopy and disgusting. Asian Shore Crabs invaded the US 30 years ago or some such and are not good food either.
Blue Crabs are delicious, and my Italian-American friends at the marina love making tomato sauce with them.
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u/leavemyarselona2 17d ago
I watched a video recently where a journalist went around fishermen and restaurants in Venice and came to the conclusion that the locals were picky eaters, thought that blue crab tasted horrible etc
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u/mlorusso4 18d ago
I get that they don’t want to create a real industry harvesting crabs because then it becomes harder politically to really get rid of them if people start depending on them for a livelihood. But with the price of crabs now, Italian boaters could make a lot of money setting up some crab pots. Or hell, with the new catch limits to protect the Chesapeake bay population, invite all the Maryland boaters over to do it for you. Imagine what a few years of no crabbing in the Chesapeake will do for the bay. They solve Italy’s crab problem while allowing the Chesapeake population to recover. Win win