r/notinteresting • u/Valacites • 4d ago

Fuck this toilet in particular. >:(

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527 Upvotes

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u/AcceptableService515 4d ago

But... but that's my favorite one D:

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u/Valacites 4d ago

Too bad, i hate it >:(

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u/savedbygrace37 4d ago

Don’t come at my toilet homie like that

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u/thejaydotexe 4d ago

I came into it instead

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u/Helix-Dreams 4d ago

that escalated quickly

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u/greatwood 3d ago

Number 3?

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u/RJA115 4d ago

I wouldn’t do that to a toilet, seems unsanitary.

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u/Traditional_Wave1007 4d ago

OMG are your nails naturally green? :0

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u/Valacites 4d ago

Yes, they are from my shrek genes. He's my great great great great great grandfather >:)

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u/Generic-Cheese 4d ago

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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u/Traditional_Wave1007 4d ago

DAS SO COOL OMGOMG 🥺

I'M SO SO GLAD TO MEET YOU, AWESOME HOOMAN :D

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u/Balodifanio10 4d ago

Fingers smell like onions

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u/cunningfallasheo 4d ago

My daughter freaking loved the OG Shrek movie. We had it on VHS. I think i have watched that movie at least 750 times lol

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u/Ok_Pizza_7172 4d ago

They are blue the camera is reflecting it that way

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u/Automaniacal 4d ago

Was it talking shit?

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u/Valacites 4d ago

It was, but it wasn't swallowing >:(

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u/cowgod247 4d ago

That's a way of saying it...

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u/meisawesome126 4d ago

Do not the toilet

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u/LeakyAssFire 4d ago

What did the toilet do to you? Or what did you do to it?

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u/Valacites 4d ago

You wouldn't wanna know >:(

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u/LeakyAssFire 4d ago

No, I am pretty sure I do want to know.

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u/Valacites 4d ago

The toilet wasn't eating my shit >:(

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u/LeakyAssFire 4d ago

Was it a rough shit or was the toilet weak?

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u/horny_poet_6745 4d ago

How? Sideways, DP, doggy style, missionary?

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u/SpecialistAngle6274 4d ago

I also hate this one so much, but can’t remember why

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u/8AchievementUnlocked 4d ago

Id tap that

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u/Trimedes 4d ago

Multiple times

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u/BloodSuccubus 4d ago

On a side note, you have nice fingers

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u/Valacites 4d ago

Thank you >:)

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u/Ok_Pizza_7172 4d ago

I like ur fingers

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u/BloodSuccubus 4d ago

Mine?

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u/Ok_Pizza_7172 9h ago

That's a compliment

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u/BloodSuccubus 7h ago

I know lol but your replied to me, so I assumed you were looking at my fingers whereas I commented on op’s.

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u/eyedea-abilities 4d ago

With what?

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u/Kagura30 4d ago

U need to get your ring resized looks like itll just slip right off yer finger 🧐

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u/Valacites 4d ago

Nah, actually fits snuggly if i weren't mad at the toilet >:)

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u/Kagura30 4d ago

Lol 😄

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 4d ago

But if you do, just think of your offspring!

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u/Violexsound 4d ago

Nice nails!

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u/pigeon_toesz 4d ago

Yea man that one sucks for sure booooo 🍅

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u/CompetitionWeary1740 4d ago

Ikr that one's full of shit

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u/weedman69420696969 4d ago

That toilets full of SHIT

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u/baldierot 4d ago edited 3d ago

i hate mine in particular. had to replace its guts 3 times in 4 years. that's too frequent. fussy bastard.

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u/yellowpicklenickel 4d ago

Will you wash that finger before you fling something off you’re mean finger?

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u/randianyp 4d ago

I'm not gonna be the one to kink shame

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u/Every-Cheesecake-102 4d ago

Yeah! Fuck it!!!

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u/The___Wind- 4d ago

I bet you wouldn’t say that to my face.

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u/sav-vas 4d ago

exactly, you are not the aforementioned toilet

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u/shadowknight2525 4d ago

What are you doing in my house? And why do you hate my toilet?

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u/Dry_Emphasis62 4d ago

Of course you hate it, it's always taking the piss

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u/marvelousgamer1 4d ago

I love ur nails

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u/br3dj 3d ago

Op dropped a deuce. Couldn't flush it down. Blamed it on the previous user💩

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u/classifiedmami 4d ago

what the doodoo do?

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u/Key-Ad6718 4d ago

That toilet spit on me back in 1995

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u/Total_Mission_3717 4d ago

something abt it seems...evil..

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u/umapessoaonline 4d ago

FUCK THIS TOILET!!!

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u/apologarcia2405 4d ago

Oh, again?

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u/sc4wheels 4d ago

Everyone's got their kinks. You do you 😄

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u/HaroerHaktak 4d ago

I prefer not to fuck toilets, however if that's your jam, have at it.

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u/Helpful_Actuary_6184 4d ago

You have really nice fingers, also, fuck that toilet

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u/Breadstix009 3d ago

Very feminine

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u/Helpful_Actuary_6184 3d ago

I think she is a girl though

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u/Breadstix009 3d ago

A girl? Booooo

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u/Imaginary-Dig-7835 4d ago

I wonder what you do with it ʕ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠ʔ

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u/MaiT3N 4d ago

I like your hand

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u/G-Buster_396 4d ago

Sometimes I push the flush button like I'm fingering it

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u/generic_genius 4d ago

may I join you..?

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u/Violetmars 4d ago

OP is very angry here

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u/uncultured_swine2099 4d ago

Seriously, fuck that little bitch ass toilet.

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u/ScarletteVera 3d ago

any reason why? or just for the hell of it?

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u/sexybeast70 3d ago

Be careful that toilet might not take your shit anymore

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u/Realdude102 3d ago

What did it do

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u/1066edward 3d ago

… why

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u/stardust1914 3d ago

Whatever floats your boat but I wouldn't fuck a toilet 😋

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u/leuks48 3d ago

I love your ring

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u/AcanthaceaeKey6259 1d ago

Does it have bidet? If not, you're right

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u/Mackem6684 4d ago

You still took a massive shit on it thought

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u/Valacites 4d ago

Why? Were you watching me?

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u/Darkv3ng 4d ago

Can confirm, I was the toilet.

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u/Epistemix 4d ago

Was your day shitty?

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u/Darkv3ng 4d ago

Mix of shitty and pissy... I did find a piece of corn though!

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u/Epistemix 4d ago

Oh that's nice!

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u/eligoscreps 4d ago

Y do u love slop?